Finally saw myself thin this morning!

[Michelley85]

It sort of tastes like a spoon. Don't ask me why, it just does. But, apparently, spoons are delicious because...eh, I'd better stop.

It's poon.

poontaaang.

 

[Gator1]

What in the HELL is going on in here? I go across the street to Walgreen's for like 15 minutes, so I can buy some toilet paper to wipe my ass with, I come back and the conversation has morphed into a Sex Ed talk?

I love sex.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Out of guilt

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That's pretty much the only way I can get a girl to have sex with me. SIGH, I'm sad...but I'll take it I guess.