Finally saw myself thin this morning!

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I just finished my back weights and was in the middle of my bicep weight exercises. I looked in the mirror and i wowed myself. There I was, thinnest I have ever seen myself. I sucked in my gut looked at myself side view and realized i am finally doing this! Most college are going through midterms at this point, and I admit this is usually the point where I would stop eating healthy and exercising. I would grab mcdonalds and go to the library to study all day.

I am seriously accomplishing my goals!!
 
Is it sad that as soon as I saw the word "McDonald's" I got kind of hungry? It is? Oh...yeeeeah, well I'm fat.

Anyway, that's great. I can't wait until I can look into the mirror and actually see a skinny person. Congratulations.
 
I like to look in the mirror and squeeze my tube therefore showing what I would look like without it... lmao... It's very motivating!

Awesome job!
 
Michelley85 said:
I like to look in the mirror and squeeze my tube therefore showing what I would look like without it... lmao... It's very motivating!

Awesome job!
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Hmm, I squeeze my tube all the time, but I've never done it in front of a mirror before. I usually do it on my bed or on this one chair, in front of my laptop. I mean, I guess I've always kinda wondered what I would look like while I'm...

:thinks about it:

Wait a minute. We're talking about 2 totally different things...aren't we? Umm...uh oh...

:leaving:
 
Huge Congrats Gator!!!!!


ChefChiTown said:
Hmm, I squeeze my tube all the time, but I've never done it in front of a mirror before. I usually do it on my bed or on this one chair, in front of my laptop. I mean, I guess I've always kinda wondered what I would look like while I'm...

:thinks about it:

Wait a minute. We're talking about 2 totally different things...aren't we? Umm...uh oh...

:leaving:
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I wonder how many calories that burns????

Obviously not that many or I would have NEVER been obese :D

:willy_nilly:
 
I'm not sure how many calories it burns... However, I DO KNOW, that semen has the nutritional value equivalent to egg whites.
 
Bahaha, actually not exactly. The exact elements of the female excretion is unknown and mostly speculated. It's said that there is really no nutritional value to the woman.
 
Michelley85 said:
Bahaha, actually not exactly. The exact elements of the female excretion is unknown and mostly speculated. It's said that there is really no nutritional value to the woman.
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So if you guys know you taste bland, why do you... I should just shut up at this point.
 
Hey, I have said nothing about our taste, btw. Every female is different when it comes to taste. I was talking about it's nutritional value.
 
SyNyStEr14 said:
Huge Congrats Gator!!!!!




I wonder how many calories that burns????

Obviously not that many or I would have NEVER been obese :D

:willy_nilly:
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Masturbation
For pleasure only = 6 calories
For exercise, too = 10 calories
For relief from tension = 12 calories
To pass the time = 7 calories
To avoid overeating = 16 calories
To get in touch with inner self = 10 calories
To get in touch with outter self =10.5 calories
To avoid insanity = 24 calories
To avoid spending money on a date (In addition to being a viable alternative to television, shopping, and binges, masturbation is a quick and inexpensive way to get warm.) = 9 calories

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Gator said:
Why do you expect us guys to?
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ROFL!! Are you kidding me?!? Why do we expect you to, ummm how about a little thing called an orgasm. That's usually AMAZING, btw.

I assure you we don't really care if you like the taste or if it has any nutritional value... You just better do it, and learn to like it. lmao
 
Michelley85 said:
Bastard, you must've edited it out after you thought about it. :p
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What in the HELL is going on in here? I go across the street to Walgreen's for like 15 minutes, so I can buy some toilet paper to wipe my ass with, I come back and the conversation has morphed into a Sex Ed talk?

maleficent said:
Masturbation
For pleasure only = 6 calories
For exercise, too = 10 calories
For relief from tension = 12 calories
To pass the time = 7 calories
To avoid overeating = 16 calories
To get in touch with inner self = 10 calories
To get in touch with outter self =10.5 calories
To avoid insanity = 24 calories
To avoid spending money on a date (In addition to being a viable alternative to television, shopping, and binges, masturbation is a quick and inexpensive way to get warm.) = 9 calories
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What about "to practice, just so my penis doesn't go into a state of atrophy before the next time I have sex, which will probably never happen again, because girls apparently think I'm the Grinch and won't touch with a THIRTY NINE AND A HALF FOOT POOOOOLE?"

Michelley85 said:
ROFL!! Are you kidding me?!? Why do we expect you to, ummm how about a little thing called an orgasm. That's usually AMAZING, btw.

I assure you we don't really care if you like the taste or if it has any nutritional value... You just better do it, and learn to like it. lmao
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It sort of tastes like a spoon. Don't ask me why, it just does. But, apparently, spoons are delicious because...eh, I'd better stop.
 
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