Dont Fake Orgasms!

hmm actually that explains my skinny husbands obsession with 45 minute showers in the morning :O
 
bikinibound said:
That's what I thought. But I think that would burn waaay more than 112 calories. I'd say at least 400..lol
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Actually there isn't a handstand involved. The girl lays on the bed with her head hanging off and the guy grabs her around the hips. Lift up and away from the bed and let her go to town :p

Although theres a huge risk of dropping her when the moment comes :p

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that one guy said:
Actually there isn't a handstand involved. The girl lays on the bed with her head hanging off and the guy grabs her around the hips. Lift up and away from the bed and let her go to town :p

Although theres a huge risk of dropping her when the moment comes :p

PS:
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Damn! I think I've been having sex with the wrong men...lmao!! You interested in joining my harem?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
When

I was researching for some medical proof of caloric use during sex. I came across this. Its a tool which calculate by your weight what calories you expend, sorry sex specifically is not listed. Looks like Mal all ready found us some info on that! Enjoy, Kathy
 
How the F*** ( excuse the pun) did I miss out on this thread for sooooooo long?!!!! Have been wetting myself laughing as I lie in bed alone on a Sunday morning!
No surprise to see some of the usual culprits making entries....you know who you are ladies!!!! :rotflmao:
Even for the sake of extra calorie burning, I have never faked it on principle! And I think in the long run the period of time good sex goes for will total more than the disappointing, and hopefully short lived fake worthy sex.
If its not working...its not working! :eek:
 
Fat Suit Going! said:
How the F*** ( excuse the pun) did I miss out on this thread for sooooooo long?!!!! Have been wetting myself laughing as I lie in bed alone on a Sunday morning!
No surprise to see some of the usual culprits making entries....you know who you are ladies!!!! :rotflmao:
Even for the sake of extra calorie burning, I have never faked it on principle! And I think in the long run the period of time good sex goes for will total more than the disappointing, and hopefully short lived fake worthy sex.
If its not working...its not working! :eek:
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Haha! Hope you changed your sheets! Yes, we know who we are lol. I love this thread--it is hilarious. And the calories burned link is hysterical. I laugh my ass off every time I read it. I just showed my husband that rather explicit photo Thatoneguy posted, and asked him what he thought of it...lol. He said it looked good, but could be rather difficult to do. Hmm ya think?:rotflmao:
 
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