Dont Fake Orgasms!

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wishes

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I had to chuckle when i read this today lol (yes its related to weight loss and exercise)
 
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That was an interesting and funny article. Enjoyed it. Loved the Meg Ryan pics from When Harry Met Sally.

And btw Wishes--awesome accomplishment losing all that weight. That is really something to be proud of.

I'm off to go increase my metabolism..wink wink Ha, I wish.
 
rotfl, thanks bikinibound, i see you arnt doing so badley yourself. Love that ticker btw - very cool colours :D
 
Great Article!

Now that was worth reading! hahaaa! You know, I've been doing all of these cardio calories burned thingies and not once did they place "sex" as an exercise. As a result, I usually choose "horseback riding." LMAO!!!!!!!! Gidddddyyyyy up, fellar!

-Sheryl
 
n comparison to a 30 minute walk, your love making session would have to be...

2 hours and 45 minutes in length, give or take a few minutes.

It would have to be vigorous in nature.
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how many calories does viagra have? to go 2 1/2 hours - i think it'd might be necessary... god bless the fellas with that kind of stamina -I want to meet just one in my life :D
 
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

but the fake variety burns more calories :0
 
JeremyRice said:
LADIES if you need a workout partner

I am available! lol
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I've seen a few of your pix. Oh to be single and young again. ha!

maleficent said:
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

but the fake variety burns more calories :0
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LMAO! OMG I just checked out that link! Too damn funny. My favorite was the putting on the condom one! HA!

-Sheryl
 
Those sex calorie counters were hilarious. I laughed until I cried.
Jeremy--if you are as hot as Kirby's (see her before/after pics) trainer is, I'm all yours, honey..lol
 
maleficent said:
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

but the fake variety burns more calories :0
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LOL I should be burning a ton of calories then...Lol funny stuff Tammy
 
to fake or not to fake hmmmmm
i usually don't but if that will make the scale move i'll fake it big time
 
so far it looks like i got 2 clients to personally train on this subject :cool:

any more takers?

i got my schedule open... :rotflmao:
 
I can see myself already...

"Honey, you know how you said you would do whatever you could to help me lose weight and get healthy......."
 
CoachCrimson said:
I can see myself already...

"Honey, you know how you said you would do whatever you could to help me lose weight and get healthy......."
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Hahaaaa! OMG that almost made me piss myself! I had to bump this one, because it's a great thread. Laughing burns calories! Yah!!

-Sheryl
 
Hey it would make a great pickup line at a pub :D

"i know i might be a little over weight ... but dont you just want to help me loose it?"
 
heheh, great article. I loved the sex calorie joke, too.. though..

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories

excuse my ignorance, but what the heck is 69 standing up?
 
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