Curvie Girlie The Diary: Mind Playin' Tricks on Me

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I read somewhere about the 'yoga diet' that the milk and dairy that they have on there was made from their own livestock many ages ago. It was dairy that was left over after a calf had got its nutrients and ONLY after the baby animal was taken care of. They never kept the animals pregnant all year round just to get milk.

Even though it was allowed in their diet, it was a rarity to have it. The 'yoga diet'/'buddhist' diet is what inspired me to have the diet I have now :). Though dairy, even on rare occassions, is not allowed anywhere near me ^_^. I never eat that stuff.

But I love honey. Its the one animal product that I have no offenses with at the moment. Not only that, I have to special order agave nectar here and that is expensive :willy_nilly:
 
Trops said:
Come on, Ed. We're all Yankees.

One of my favorite explanations of the term Yankee is:

To residents of the world, a Yankee is a citizen of the United States...
To citizens of the United States, a Yankee is someone from New England...
To someone from New England, a Yankee is a person from Maine...
To a person from Maine, a Yankee is someone who EATS APPLE PIE FOR BREAKFAST.

So, who wants pie for breakfast?
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Spoken like a true yankee........ lol
 
Geez, I lay out a bunch of spiritual, heavy, soul-searching shit and y'all want to talk about HUNNY?!?!? :confused: *shakes head in Californian disbelief* Pooh Bears! All of you! :D

WHADDUP TYLY?!?! You must be busy with dem kids! :D

I'm borrowing this Japanese soft food cooler called The Spacecool H-15 by Shimano from Chris, and a bunch of fancy ice packs. Chris and his parents are kinda rich, compared to me anyway, and he always has the nicest, top-notch things. Anyway, it allows me to bring my food everywhere and it looks cool, too :) I shmobbed to Oakland after work and brought my organic lettuce with edible flowers, organic salsa, organic Alvarado St. sprouted wheat tortillas, organic bacon avocados, and a white nectarine with me.

I'm exhausted, I went to bed at midnight and woke at 6am to drive 87 miles to work, BUT it was so worth it to see a bunch of high school buddies, see off my friend and for his birthday, meet new people, AND see my Italian homegirl Jello-wrestle her friend in a kiddie pool :D!!! Whoa, in underwear and white T-shirts, no bras. My homegirl was BRUTAL!!!! Haha, and the Birthday boy was so drunk he fell in the pool before the wrestling match ever happened! :D Homegirl is a gem; she did it to raise money for Birthday Boy's move to Oregon to go to beauty school. What a night!

My "bro" and I left after the fight around 11:40 and I was so proud of myself--NOT A DROP OF ALCOHOL! When I first arrived, I wanted beer so bad :sifone: Then, after chugging a few of those flavored Seltzer waters, I fucking forgot about my desire for alcohol. Then when I remembered, I was like, well shit, if I forgot I wanted beer, now I don't want it anymore if I didn't want it THAT bad. And that was that.

I ate a few makeshift "burritos" which was just the ingredients I listed above, and people definitely were confused as to why I was munching on greenery and not drinking, but I got a lot of compliments--one of my gay friends, T., was telling some people in the kitchen that I had great tits and a nice ass, and Whoa--he'd fuck me, was he gay, or what?!?! :confused: Haha, He's soooooooooooooooo lewd, trust me. I took some video BUT I fucking lost my camera cord or misplaced it, either yesterday or just now, but I was watching it on my camera LCD screen, and there's a part of the night where THIS conversation happened:

(Warning; explicit material; Party Talk, not recommended for ANYONE)

T: F. wants six penises in his ass at one time, tonight.
F: No, that's a little more than I can handle.
Me: (mock disbelief) Really?
T: (mocking F.) Well, five is fine.
F: Three is OK.
Me: (laughing)
T: (quietly) uuuuhhggh, gross....(T, although gay, is picky about what he likes and admits he doesn't enjoy anal sex, despite his constant quips)
Me: Ha ha ha. I'll take two.
T: (Glances at me)
Me: Just kidding.
T: Sit on my finger, Valerie.


That's pretty much what I have to deal with when hanging out with T. Makes me laugh!

I brought my Yoga Bible in to check out, but LEFT IT at my homegirl's house :( Boo I was going to try to start a Yoga thread on here, now if I wanted to do that I don't have my handy dandy book to help me. WAH!!! :cry: And I'm actually worried about the bag I lost that contained ALL my electronic devices' cables and cords. Shit. I hope I left it at my bro's house.

I have not had a chance to weigh myself, and I don't think I have been getting in deficits; yesterday was my boss's birthday and I had a piece of the rich rich chocolate buttercream cake, and I don't even like buttercream. But I ate it anyway. It was "OK." This weekend I work the Capitola Art and Wine Festival both days (11-5), and my friend S's b-day is Saturday, and afterward I'm going to a Dubstep DJ dance party at the Santa Cruz Hookah Lounge. Ugh, I am going to be TIRED........................

My plans today are to run on the beach at lunch again if I possibly can, I have an appt at 2:30 so I can get off work early, then I want to get ingredients to make S. a cake from scratch at my house, and cook a delicious dinner and invite Chris over. He has a book on how to learn Japanese, speaking and also reading Kanji. I was thinking it might be cool to start learning that, in addition to Spanish. Hmmmmm......

I'll weigh myself Monday.
 
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Haha I was just posting in your diary. I have the camera, I just need the power cord and the USB cable....both of which are in my lost bag, and my computers don't have a Memory Card slot, dammit!!!

I can order very well in Japanese due to Chris teaching me pronunciation. He lived in Japan as a youngin for 5 years, which is probably why he has several Top Notch Katanas and is Shinto. He was explaining to me that women, unless Samuri, are supposed to pronounce things differently and that mine is more like male Samuri talk. Whatever, he says that's cool but it means I'd have to be cutthroat for it to be appropriate.
 
Bethann, no way?!?! LOL!!!

Well I guess I have been pretty good :eek: when it comes to diet and exercise, with the exception of the cake and some organic peanut butter cups I had at my bro's house at midnight :eek:. Hope you're doing well!
 
I need to eat like you. No, I need to be like you. I want to be a samurai..... Or talk like one :D
I'd sooo be listened to then.

So the conclusion is we're NOT going to see girls in jello. That's lame.
Howcome guys never get into jello..
Would it be as hot anyways ?
 
Homer said:
I need to eat like you. No, I need to be like you. I want to be a samurai..... Or talk like one :D
I'd sooo be listened to then.
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EH?!? :confused: My poor, gender-inappropriate pronunciation of Japanese is not sooo cool, BUT this one time I was describing to these cute boys at the New Leaf Cafe my remedial knowledge of the language, and they were like, wide-eyed in a cute way. I suspected they thought I was cute, too, but I was not into flirting (but hell, I would have banged one of them *she said delicately*)--as usual, I was makeup-less, sweaty, in my workout clothes with my hair pulled back. Hmmm, maybe it's these "fantastic cheekbones" :rolleyes:. That's an AbFab reference btw....

You have a problem with people not listening to you? **curious, tell me more**

Homer said:
So the conclusion is we're NOT going to see girls in jello. That's lame.
Howcome guys never get into jello..
Would it be as hot anyways ?
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So sorry! I need to order 2 new cords, and they cost 24 bucks each--I'm waiting for credit approval on an Amazon Rewards card that will discount me $30. Next week. But it's explicit--titties and ass, hahaha. My homegirls are NOT thin, either. That was what made it awesome--they didn't care about looking fat in the pictures. I sure as hell wouldn't do it! I don't even like bikini pictures of myself. I just no likey.

F. got into the Jello, but he's gay, does that count? And on the hotness factor, I'm weird. I prefer looking at a man than a woman, and 99% of the women I talk to, even if they're straight, prefer women's bodies. I just don't care for the female body and I think the male body is nicer on my eyes. That's just me. I also don't really like honey or milk or coffee. I also don't like politics or Star Trek or Saturday Night Live. I don't hate these things, I just don't care for them. And everyone else in the world does. No biggie, I'm used to being different :troll:
 
Curvie Girlie said:
I also don't really like honey or milk or coffee. I also don't like politics or Star Trek or Saturday Night Live. I don't hate these things, I just don't care for them. And everyone else in the world does. No biggie, I'm used to being different :troll:
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Not everyone. I do like milk and you know of my affection of honey. I don't care for Star Trek, even though I do like Sci-fi. I don't watch SNL. I think some of the skits are funny but cant really watch a whole episode. I will get political from time to time but for the most part that just frustrates the shit outa me so I avoid it. I know what ya mean though. I have a confession.


Closer.......closer.....I'll whisper.....








The Beatles suck.
 
I hate the Beatles!!!!

:D you made my day! Fucking pop-music sounding lollipop bullshit, 80% of it. UGH, and the lyrics--don't get me started!!! Played over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and v over and over and over and over AGAIN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :flame:

The ex made me watch Lexx. It wasn't awful, I suspect he really liked Xev, but we both thought Michael McManus is a great actor.

Politics exasperate me because people fail to understand how the corporate conglomerate machine is in total control, not so much the figureheads we fawn over. It's....it's damn close to how Johnny Rotten felt about the Queen of England in 1977--that's how I feel about the American President in a way. Sort of.

No future.

haha--just kidding. Well, according to a lot of hippie fanatics the world will come to an end or transform in 2012. Whatever. I have no clue.
 
Boy Talk

I'm off to start my weekend!

See you all Monday! :D

Weigh in day! Wish me luck, pouring wine at the festival and not drinking :(
 
Good luck with the weigh-in and the wine-pouring. I've also decided to be a non-alky this weekend, and what does Matt say today, "How about we stay in tonight and pop open a bottle of wine?"

MOTHER FU...!!! *sigh*

But I said no. I don't drink much, but it certainly can sabotage the weight-loss and the fitness overall. You can do it!
 
Thanks Dee! Good for you for refusing. I, on the other hand, am a heavyweight champion drinker BUT have slowed down this summer. Unimaginable! Usually I pipe it up for the summer. Huh!

Chris set me up on dial up at my house on his account; therefore I have the internet, but 1988-style dial up and it takes 20 minutes to load a page, hahaha! I don't care, I'm editing my pictures. I FOUND my bag with electronic device cables :hurray: Thank goodness!!!

I was exhausted today, and after my errands I went home. I invited Chris over and he bought me a Feng Shui book. I made him dinner; tilapia fillet tacos on Alvarado St. sprouted wheat tortillas, organic salsa, organic baby greens with edible flowers, rice/lentil pilaf, and fresh cilantro.

I had some chocolate lying around the office and a pice of cake today :( Buuuuuhhhtttt other food was all good! Gotta go......
 
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