Curvie Girlie The Diary: Mind Playin' Tricks on Me

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I didn't read about your hospital visit. I just looked for it too and couldn't find it :( Can you point me in the right direction? :)

As far as Caps go, I feel like I'm one to a T, lol... whatever that means. Neurotic in our own little ways I guess... and no, I don't think I've ever fucked a Capricorn... unless I count myself :sifone::D:eek:
 
The only Capricorn I've ever been with was not good. He was way too... methodical, I guess? I don't have time for tactical sex. Just yank 'em down and let's get it on.
 
sunnydee said:
The only Capricorn I've ever been with was not good. He was way too... methodical, I guess? I don't have time for tactical sex. Just yank 'em down and let's get it on.
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I guess I could see that, lol... My goal everyday is to become a more laid-back Capricorn.... It's an ongoing goal :)
 
Ankebuzz said:
I am currently pondering stopping the weed and replacing with exercise... did you deal with this one too or was it other drugs?
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Let's see, I wasn't too much into drugs like an addict, but in my teens I smoked way too much endo to be healthy! I did hard drugs as a youngster, but quit everything at age 19. Drinking was a problem off and on in a functional, dispomanic way. But I hate smoking anything as it hurts my throat and messes up my lungs when I run. Still, once in a while, it's necessary :sifone: Apparently my friend thinks it'll cure my horniness. Sigh. :nopity:

sammyboy24 said:
I didn't read about your hospital visit. I just looked for it too and couldn't find it :( Can you point me in the right direction? :)
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Sure! http://weight-loss.fitness.com/weight-loss-diary/18992-curvie-girlie-diary-mind-playin-tricks-me-36.html#post492632 Jeezus we wrote 6 pages on this diary today!

sammyboy24 said:
As far as Caps go, I feel like I'm one to a T, lol... whatever that means. Neurotic in our own little ways I guess... and no, I don't think I've ever fucked a Capricorn... unless I count myself :sifone::D:eek:
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LOL!!!!!!! :smilielol5: Hmmm, I don't want to diss them but I had the same sort of experience with them as Dee down there. The best sex I had was with guys who were GOOD, and they happened to be a Gemini, a Cancer, and a Libra, but the Cancer was impossible to get kinky with ("I don't like to hurt girls!" he said "What's wrong with you?" I said. Then I laughed!!!), the Libra had it in him but it was difficult for him to stay in character, and the Gemini was so good at it he was practically Mr. Hyde in bed. And it became problematic as his ego slowly went out of control.......
 
The WORST I ever had was a Leo! :svengo: OH how disappointing, I only had one, I need to find another or a few more to make sure it was indeed a fluke :(
 
I was exhausted and ate a lot today. I ate:
Mix 1 protein and antioxidant drink 200
Kombucha 70
raw egg yolk 70
whole wheat crackers 160
cranberries 100
Soy Cream Blueberry, 1/2 cup 180
12 oz Shastafarian Porter 180
2 Hershey's kisses at the bank ;)
Black bean, rice, salsa, prawn burrito with as much tortilla torn off and thrown away as I could ?? 500
Life Force Chocolate Lemon all raw organic energy bar 280!!

I was tired. So I ate 1790 calories before 4pm. I'm not upset, and this is A-OK because now I'm all stocked up on glycogen, vitamins, and energy for my long run this evening in the forest. Yes, without my new iPod :( An hour and 20 minutes of running at 144 lbs will burn about 800-930 calories for my fitness level--even more if I throw in some bursts and go up my "mountain" as usual. My requirements for today, IF I manage that run, would be about 2700 if I factor in a sedentary day. Therefore, I could eat and drink 910 more calories after the run and be fine, OR I could imbibe a 410 calorie dinner of fish, veggies, and rice (the dinner of champions) and be at a good deficit.

I think that's what I'll do :D

Problem solved! It is so good to be a runner :D
 
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I read your hospital story. Sorry to hear about your friend. That has gotta be tough on him. Your such a good friend to go visit him in the hospital. I can't wait till I'm the sexy male nurse on the ward!!! :) My friend actually just went into the hospital again.... Her story is a little different. She's had some issues for the past few months with her bi-polar being out of control and I guess it all came to a head last Thursday.... She's up in the hospital again for awhile and I've been calling her some but I haven't gone up to see her yet...

As far as being "too Capricorn" in bed, I don't think I have to worry ;) I guess I'm a different kind of Capricorn when it comes to that, hehe. I actually haven't gotten any in some time... I'm no prude or a born again virgin or anything like that... I just hooked up with too many fucked up selfish straight guys before I was "out" so it kind of left a sour taste in my mouth (literally, lol)... I'm open to whatever though....

-Sam
 
sammyboy24 said:
I just hooked up with too many fucked up selfish straight guys before I was "out" so it kind of left a sour taste in my mouth (literally, lol)... I'm open to whatever though....
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OMFG :smilielol5: You should meet my gay Virgo friends. One is sort of a prude who claims he's not that sexual; the other is....well, he WAS dealing with some serious issues by hooking up with WAY TOO MANY guys. I asked if they ever hooked up and one admitted that the other got him to give him.....well anyway, my point is, they turned me on to some fantastic porn where the guys are all hot as hell (OMG straight porn sucks so much, it's like, all about the chick! BLEH) I heart cowboy threesomes on haystacks :beating: And I heart youporngay.com. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Men are fantastic! :D ;)

Haha, and you have no idea the deviousness I have shown when teasing guys, one of my favorite pastimes. One of my favorite lines is "You're not gay if you GET a BJ--he's the gay one." :reddevil:
 
sammyboy24 said:
I read your hospital story. Sorry to hear about your friend. That has gotta be tough on him. Your such a good friend to go visit him in the hospital. I can't wait till I'm the sexy male nurse on the ward!!! :)
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I would do just about anything for Chris, as he shows me the same treatment. We are tight friends. He's a genius and hilarious, too bad he's 6'2" and 130 pounds, pale and sickly. At least he knows amazing self defense moves--he almost broke my arm, once. Ah, memories!

Tee hee hee! Sexy male nurse, I'm not sure if this one was your type but I could tell he was one of those very meticulous, image-conscious people. Total Santa Cruz--"If it feels good, do it!" :D
 
Curvie Girlie said:
oh right--the dead rat.

I came home and there was Oliver, looking smug. There was rat shit on my floor. And I found him--a GIANT dying rat. I got Keith from his campsite and Keith swept the rat into a dust bin and tossed him down the hill for me.

I'm not scerred, I just didn't want to deal with it. The other night there was a giant lizard on my bed. I got Barre to grab it and throw it out the window. Why do something you don't want to do if a man will do it for you? Sexist--maybe, but from my experience that's about ALL you can get them to do, aside from distract you with their penises :)
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This is my role in life... to carry heavy things, load and unload things into cars and to remove dead wildlife from Women's living quarters. Yesterday I got a call from my Sister in a panic, "there's some dead thing in the back yard!" Turned out to be a baby skunk :ack2: poor thing got partially et-up by a fox (or something) before the fox thought ick, this tastes like sh-t!

It did stink to high heaven so I buried it deep.

Val- don't forget to take lots of pics in Hawaii! You look great in the pic, BTW so if some of the shots feature you in a bikini, well, that wouldn't be a bad thing, would it? :drool5:

David
 
Sam: I hope your run was as enjoyable as mine :)

Korrie: For a sweet woman who goes to church and is married, you sure have a superb sense of humor! :D

Anke: GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND RUN!! THERE IS ALMOST NO BETTER EXERCISE FOR WEIGHT LOSS IF YOU PUSH YOURSELF!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN STILL HAVE ICE CREAM AND BEER (in moderation)!!!!!!!!!! :D

I'm going to Hawaii for my friend Emily's birthday (28th, she'll be 26 like me, GO NINETEEN EIGHTY DEUCE!) and also for my first long-ish vacation in 3 years (11 days ain't bad when your PTO is only 5 days a year)

David: LOL the poor fox and the poor baby skunk! Baby skunks are so cute :beating: And stinky! :ack2:

I will certainly try to get bikini pictures, the only problem is my skin is not nice and golden like Tyly's and therefore I won't look as good :(
 
Hospital visit #2

I was exhausted, and I went running anyway. This time I allowed myself to stop and stretch whenever I wanted, then would just re-start my timer. I ran further than last Wednesday and finished off with 1:25:02 :biggrinjester: Word! I rule!! ;)

There went about 900 calories (I was sure to run up my big ass hill and do intervals of difficultly) :D I had a beet, avocado, and tempe salad with tahini dressing and wasn't even able to finish it. Apparently running for an hour and a half almost decreases your appetite when it seems like it should INCREASE it. Also, I barely slept last night so I'm exhausted again. Fitful, tossing and turning and half-dreaming, couldn't get comfortable, not like I was in pain.......it was like my body was so busy trying to repair itself, it was keeping me up. Boo! I am even more exhausted today! I had a hard cider at the brewery on my way home and packed for Hawaii--I am TIRED :ack2:

I weighed in at 143.0 :D YAY I made my goal, albeit the high end of the range.

My vacation goal is:
to either come back at the same weight (143) or come back at 142 lbs :)

Chris
was is great spirits and looked great. He was way chatty and they moved him to the regular ward of the hospital. I gave him a Japanese good-luck kitty bank and stuck a few quarters in there to make it jingle (his religion is Shinto). When I complained about being worn out and uncomfortable in my chair, he said I could hop into bed with him.

ME: "Are you sure it can hold our weight?"
CHRIS: "These beds are made for 600 lbs,"
"Oh ok, cool."
"They've seen weirder things here.....like, people getting stuck in MRIs....not a person, but PEOPLE," he chuckled.
"What do you mean, like having sex?"
"Yeah! You hear some interesting things in this hospital."
"Why the fuck would anyone want to have sex in an MRI??"
He leaned closer to my ear, "Well...it's a...fetish, if you will..."
I SCREAMED with laughter :smilielol5:
"OH man I know ALL about fetishes!" :D
He laughed harder, "Confined medical equipment."
I screamed with more laughter, "Hey baby, do you like confined medical equipment compartments??? Me too! Let's fuck!!!" :rotflmao:

I stayed for an hour, then we got the nurse to take our picture (attached). I am totally annihilated from my run, pardon my haggard appearance. Chris always looks that way, although other days he looks worse :(

I came home to another giant rat. I put a business card next to it so you can see I'm not really exaggerating, before I swept it into the dust bin ad threw it down the hillside myself. Didn't want to bother Keith this time...
 
I used to live in NYC. That is not a very large rat. Your cat is taking care of them? I heard one theory that the cat is not leaving it as a present for you, but rather to show you how it's done so you can do it for yourself. :D
 
Trops said:
I used to live in NYC. That is not a very large rat. Your cat is taking care of them? I heard one theory that the cat is not leaving it as a present for you, but rather to show you how it's done so you can do it for yourself. :D
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Yes, I have heard of rats as big as cats in cities like London etc.....the rat is fucking large, OK?? Compared to what he used to bring in (tiny mice). The rodent is not from inside, but Oliver brought it in from outside. I am not pleased!
 
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