M2M
Ahh yes! I recall you too had a wine fueled mishap. Power walking wasn’t it? You’re a woman after my own heart.
Dariqueen
*we say "pissed"up here too
Maybe it’s a colony thing? I dare say we got it from our cousins in the Isles.
Thanks for the pep talk. I have now officially stopped wallowing
Hillbillylee
That’s the bright side? Way to talk it up! Promise me you won’t get a job on a crisis help line. They’ll call it black Tuesday.

I’m only kidding. Point taken.
Swimming in the ocean up here in Darwin is only something you do if you’re slightly suicidal. Half the year we have stingers, or man of war jelly fish to you. All year round there’s salt water crocodiles, they’re the big ones.
You can risk going for a dip off a boat. Crocs hunt around the edges, so you
probably won’t run into one in the middle of the bay. There are however these tiny little jelly fish that you can’t feel sting you, but can give you a heart attack up to 24hrs later, so you have to wear a stinger suit.
The bright side is, we don’t have white pointers this far North.
It kills me because I live on the water, and I
mean on. The bay is 20 feet away and I can’t swim in it.
So, I’ve taken up fishing. You’re safe as long as you stay on the cliff.