Confession

[Gator1]

I just ate a tub of butter and 3 cartons of twinkies because this educator is right. I have no grasp of reality, nor the concept of the laws of physics. I am a complete failure and should just off myself. He is the supreme master of all knowledge on the subject of lard and glutton. Thank you, ole mighty master of the flab.










































Douche

 

[PaperAirPlanes]

Don't off yourself on your bed...

you might flatten the mattress and render it utterly useless for others.


To add: I don't think it does much good to start another thread based off of him. I mean I find it amusing but at the same time, it doesn't leave that well of an impression for the new folks coming here. =)

 

[Gator1]

Don't off yourself on your bed...

you might flatten the mattress and render it utterly useless for others.


To add: I don't think it does much good to start another thread based off of him. I mean I find it amusing but at the same time, it doesn't leave that well of an impression for the new folks coming here. =)

sorry, I couldn't hear you over me slurping this tub of crisco.



Ok, I know you're right... it's just for entertainment purposes and all lurkers and noobs should disregard this thread and the douche-guzzling cum bucket known as educator.