BikiniBound's Diary
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lusciouslemon
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Cracked her tail bone?!! *shiver* Five of the six of my grandma's children were over 13lbs. I hope I didn't get the genetics from that side of the family!
I think I'll take up smoking to get a low birth weight...J/K!!
Yeah, who cares if they end up with horns or a third nipple...
Miss Ladybug
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Hey Sexy hot stuff. SOAPY BOOBIE RUBBINGS FOR YOU TODAY!!! ENJOY!
Hope your not getting the nasty ass weather like us!! UGGG Thunderstorms big time!!
Hope your not getting the nasty ass weather like us!! UGGG Thunderstorms big time!!
MsGhettoBooty
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As to me wearing H out, we are not going at it like rabbits now that my fertile phase is over.It's been 2 days since we last did it.
You know, I heard that if you stand on your head and he stands up and ummmm errr... inserts.... and you do pushups.... you'll end up with great fucking arms. Will you get pregnant? Fuck if I know, but hey... the visual's enough to make someone want to rub one out, eh? hahaaaaa! Oh and btw, if you end up having a 60lb baby, you just give me a call and I'll come on over with my super duper, heavy duty shop vac with special attachments. hahaa Love you, Kimberly.
-Sheryl
PS We just moved in and shit's everywhere. hahaaa!
AmbaLove
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Wow. Heroin for childbirth. I'm sure thats healthy! Hopefully no one does that anymore.
My nephew was 11 pounds, something ounces (I can't remember) and was born vaginally. The doctor apologized over and over for not initiating a c-section. She thought he'd be around 9 lbs. SURPRISE! (Actually, the way she was feeling at that point, she may have taken a heroin hit if it was guaranteed not to affect the baby.)
My nephew was 11 pounds, something ounces (I can't remember) and was born vaginally. The doctor apologized over and over for not initiating a c-section. She thought he'd be around 9 lbs. SURPRISE! (Actually, the way she was feeling at that point, she may have taken a heroin hit if it was guaranteed not to affect the baby.)
carrie3101
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Popping by to thank you so much for your words of encouragement on my diary, it's people like you that make me keep on---you show me how things could be someday. I'm so thrilled that you've persisted and lost so much weight, incredible!
And way to go on the biking exercise, that hurts my bum too much!
Thanks again,
Carrie
And way to go on the biking exercise, that hurts my bum too much!
Thanks again,
Carrie
bikinibound
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Just b/c you've moved, it doesn't make it okay to shit wherever you please.
That's just gross. You should clean that shit up immediately. And your sex and baby delivery advice is sick as usual. You need help!
Margaret--I will remember that free babysitting offer when we want a European getaway..lmao. I'll drop baby off and pick him/her up a week later before we fly home. I'll bring salmon and shreddies to you as payment.
Lemon--at that late stage in the game, I doubt whether the heroin would have any effect on the baby. Although if you met my H, you might disagree.
Amber--I have heard of vaginal deliveries of up to 12lbs.
I would just pray for a long, skinny baby with a small head. Twin--thanks for the boobie soapings.
No T-storms today--we got them last night. I was worried the power would go out, but thankfully it didn't. Sorry you're having more of them. April showers bring May flowers, though right? Carrie--You're more than welcome. Support is what we do here--mixed in with some pervertedness.
I hope you can handle it. This diary seems to attract people like Sheryl (MsGhettoBooty) who should be sitting on a therapist's couch when they're not locked up in a padded room. Ha! Sheryl--you know I love you baby! 
bikinibound
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Well, I didn't get to the gym today, or do any exercise. All afternoon I was feeling extremely tired, which is odd, b/c I slept very well last night. I also got in a half hour nap in the afternoon. Still, all I could think about was how tired I was. I had two appts with clients, so I had to go. At the last appt, I started feeling nauseous. So of course I was wondering if maybe I was pregnant..lol. But I also developed chills and an achy feeling. I'm sure it's the flu. I haven't 
, but I feel weak as a kitten despite sleeping for 2hrs tonight. However, I feel that a speedy recovery is imminent, as The Dommer (my cat) slept on my head for 2hrs this evening--sending positive, healing vibes to me through osmosis.
The good thing is that since I had no appetite for dinner, I only ate 720 calories today. So hopefully the scale will continue its downward trend.
, but I feel weak as a kitten despite sleeping for 2hrs tonight. However, I feel that a speedy recovery is imminent, as The Dommer (my cat) slept on my head for 2hrs this evening--sending positive, healing vibes to me through osmosis. The good thing is that since I had no appetite for dinner, I only ate 720 calories today. So hopefully the scale will continue its downward trend.
MsGhettoBooty
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Just b/c you've moved, it doesn't make it okay to shit wherever you please.
Believe me... it's not bad. I spray febreeze everywhere.... smart ass. hahaaa!!
Carrie--You're more than welcome. Support is what we do here--mixed in with some pervertedness.
One of these days, I'll get banned... but until then, I'll be the same perverted, twisted bitch I was from the get go.
Oh... and I love you too, honey.
bikinibound
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Thanks honey. The dirty talk seems to be dirtiest when Sheryl's around. Pity she's absent so much.
Sheryl--Not even Febreeze can mask the stench of your filthy poos.
MsGhettoBooty
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I'm trying, baby.... just give me a week and I'll have the girls cussing like sailors. hahaaa!! Hey.... what happened to my little long haired Trevor? Hot ass little youngin right there....Thanks honey. The dirty talk seems to be dirtiest when Sheryl's around. Pity she's absent so much.
bikinibound
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We have two Trevors from Texas now. Both of them are hot things.
But they are pure of heart and mind--so keep your corrupting influence away!!
MsGhettoBooty
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We have two Trevors from Texas now. Both of them are hot things.
Pfffft! For your information, I don't go running around, trying to corrupt people left and right, honey. They just ummmm..... get seduced by my evil ways and join me on the dark side. Muahahahaahaaaaa!!! Yah... you're right. I am sick.
AmyRB
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Did you watch "AI Gives Back" last night? Heart sounded AMAZING but I think Fergie tried too hard to match her vocal talent, that's just impossible. It really broke my heart to see how much Heart has changed though. I had her tapes when I was growing up and I thought she was the most gorgeous woman alive. She's still beautiful but she really looks unhealthy. I missed most of the show but kept switching back to see who was performing. They had some awesome acts on there last night.