BikiniBound's Diary

hickgurltx said:
Howdy-Do * Sugar Poo!

:D

~*~Happy Friday!~*~ :hug2:

Glad you enjoyed BL and agree w/me! :rotflmao:

I'm soooo jealous you have an exercise bike...I want one so bad! :p

Share?

Yer doin' great! :cool:

<3

Stacy/Sugar Lips ;)
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Of course I agree with you, Sugar Lips. ;)

Yeah, I bought the bike back in 2001, and have used it on and off over the years. It had been sitting in the den collecting dust all summer when my H rearranged the furniture in there and moved my bike down to the basement w/out telling or asking me. Of course, I don't use it much in the summer b/c I go for walks instead. But now that it's dark out so early, I am using it again. So I made him bring it back up for me..lol. And I've used it almost everyday since. :)

~Sugar Tits
 
MidGaGuy said:
Honest to God, I just had the mental image of my scale laying in between your legs:rotflmao: Did it make you have to leave the room?:rotflmao:

And I'm not dressing my penis up as anything for halloween!


Because then , it'd be a Halloweenie :D
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:rotflmao::rotflmao: Better a Halloweenie than a hollow weenie!!:rotflmao:

BTW, Paul--I'm glad your name starts with a P b/c I like the sound of Pervy Pauly--it has such a nice, truthful ring to it...:rotflmao:
 
That's right Sugar Booty!! Tell that bad boy what you want and be done with it!! I didn't say tell him what he wants to hear, just communicate so he understands what's going on that moment, you got it right girlfriend!! :) And then if you have to commence to a little butt whooping, well then so be it!! People communicate in so many different ways and levels, I'm sure he completely understands your form of communication too. LOL LOL:rotflmao:
 
hickgurltx said:
Almost spit coffee everywhere!

Good one!
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Tell me about it! I nearly had strawberries and cottage cheese all over my laptop.

MidGaGuy: Woohoo! Change that ticker!!
That gets a :pumpkin::D:pumpkin:

Get you a small radio and slip it in your purse! listen to the game !
I found a radio and I'll be popping in the earbuds ever so often tomorrow to catch the score!
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Thanks, Pervy Pauly! I will be doing a lot of driving from one house to the next (and clients follow me, not in the car) so I'll listen to the beginning of the game on the car radio. It doesn't start until 3:30.


Originally Posted by MsGhettoBooty:

OMFG!!! That made me crack up out loud!!! HAHAHAAAA!!! Sean tried that once..... then he realized that was a bad idea when I bit him. I don't like to eat sausages late at night, especially when my ass is half way awake, KWIM? I agree with Kimberly... smother his ass to death.

Kimberly puss, congrats with the .5 down, honey!! WOOOT!!!! You're a shat... a huge piss... away from 220s, ma ma. Love yas!

-Sheryl
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Thanks, Sugar Snatch. :) What does KWIM mean? Kinky Women Into Mankinis?

Curvie Girlie: Oh man this is hilarious!

Yes, my dear, CONGRATS! We knew you're gonna see the 220s any day now! Yes!!!
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Yes, I can't believe the mods haven't kicked us all of WLF for our raunchy depravity. Oh, that's right--the mods are raunchy and depraved, too...LMAO

I'm hoping for 220s tomorrow!!:)

Niapage: Howdy girl CONGRATS ON .5 lbs weightloss is in the air this week and everyweek thereafter!WOW on the foreplay thing I am total oppisite I have always joked about being a MAN trapped in a womans body well not totally just the SEX part I would RATHER be able to get off in 3 minutes than do the whole slobber drooly foreplay stuff my hubby gets pissed when I say can we just do a "QUICKIE" tonight lol,I have always been like that dunno why?Hope you have a FAB weekend,Tammy
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I don't mind quickies once in awhile--especially if I just want to get it over with so I can get back to WLF or whatever..lmao. And I don't need 2hr long sexathons like Sheryl. I just want a little huggy/kissy crap to make me feel like dropping whatever it is I'm doing and go get my rocks off...lmao.

Miss Ladybug: See this proves the point, that everyone is different, and if you want results, COMMUNICATION is the key!!! Communicate, tell the boy what you want and get done with it already!! LOL LOL no guessing games, that ruins it all.
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You're right. We are horrible communicators. Problem I find is that when I try to tell him what I want or don't like, he gets all pissy about it. Like I'm just supposed to like whatever he does..lmao I think I've given up. :rolleyes:

MsGhettoBooty: But I do communicate, mama... I say, "Get that dick out of my face or you'll end being a eunich when I'm through with you." Communication is very important... if he doesn't want to bleed to death. HA!!

-Sheryl
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See that wouldn't work with my H, b/c in his opinion, women are supposed to be soft and sweet--not harsh and manly..lmao. :drooling:

Niapage: OMG~~~~~Thats my kind of comunication! a couple nights ago I went took a shower came upstairs and magic he got the baby asleep hmmmm he never does this not even on the 5 days I have to get up at 6am so I say I don't know why you bothered to get baby alseep I am bloated crampy and back hurts and I am not in the mood for any dick in there tonight!He says that figures when do you ever?I am like ummmm yeah I begged mother nature to come tonight just so you couldn't get a peice of ass lol!And we argue for a while before I slam the door and woke the baby up grrrr!
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It never ceases to amaze me what men will do in order to get sex. I think Blancita should do this with her H--if she doesn't get time to go do the stuff she needs/wants to do--he doesn't get any pussy...:eek: I should tell my H he's not getting any until he gets a better job..lmao. Thing is, I don't know if I could last that long!! :rotflmao: Oh, who am I kidding? I can go months if I have to..that's why I have fingers. :eek:
 
:rotflmao: All this sex talk my aunt comes back from the Hustler "Here some LUBE that will keep ya wet for hours lmao Oh ty now I guess I gotta use this stuff.She said she took her friend there because she didn't have any "toy's"and the gay guy that was working patted heron the shoulder and said I'm sorry lol!I would be to embarrased to go into a store like that I don't even own any toy's lol!
 
bikinibound said:
Yes, I can't believe the mods haven't kicked us all of WLF for our raunchy depravity. Oh, that's right--the mods are raunchy and depraved, too...LMAO
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I love it! :rotflmao:

Tammy: You know, just a few months ago I went into "Frenchy's" and slapped down on the counter:
--a vibrator
--batteries
--a Playgirl
And was like, tying not to be embarrassed about it. It worked! I was smooth and confident ;)
 
Go w/a GF Tammy!

When me and my ex friend used ta go, we'd act like partners and all the guys were... :drooling: :drooling:

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Too funny...

We love my toys.. :D

I guess I'm the oddball here?

I want it just as much as hubby.. BIG YES on foreplay as well.

Maybe it's bc of how hubby works/his crazy night shift hours?

When he's off, we can't wait until Cory gets in bed and we know he's asleep!!

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niapage said:
:rotflmao: All this sex talk my aunt comes back from the Hustler "Here some LUBE that will keep ya wet for hours lmao Oh ty now I guess I gotta use this stuff.She said she took her friend there because she didn't have any "toy's"and the gay guy that was working patted heron the shoulder and said I'm sorry lol!I would be to embarrased to go into a store like that I don't even own any toy's lol!
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LOL!! I don't have any toys either. I would be way too embarrassed to go into a store and buy any--I'd have to do it online..lmao. Although, when H and I were in New Orleans, we went into every single sex shop in the French Quarter..lmao. Didn't buy anything, though. I guess we're just a couple of voyeurs..:D
 
Curvie Girlie said:
I love it! :rotflmao:

Tammy: You know, just a few months ago I went into "Frenchy's" and slapped down on the counter:
--a vibrator
--batteries
--a Playgirl
And was like, tying not to be embarrassed about it. It worked! I was smooth and confident ;)
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Did you say that to the cashier? "Try not to be embarrased about it." Hell, I won't even go through a supermarket check out lane when I'm buying tampons if the cashier is male!! :rotflmao: I prefer to use the Self-check outs. However, I am slightly embarrassed about buying condoms regardless of the cashier's sex. I will use a male cashier then. Yet I have no qualms whatsoever talking about all that shit on here. Weird, I know. :rolleyes:
 
Nah it's normal. I get a little embarrassed if I'm buying tampons, but the checkers have GOT to be used to it.

The porn store clerk was female, and I just said, "HI! How's it goin?"
 
hickgurltx said:
Go w/a GF Tammy!

When me and my ex friend used ta go, we'd act like partners and all the guys were... :drooling: :drooling:

:rotflmao:

Too funny...

We love my toys.. :D

I guess I'm the oddball here?

I want it just as much as hubby.. BIG YES on foreplay as well.

Maybe it's bc of how hubby works/his crazy night shift hours?

When he's off, we can't wait until Cory gets in bed and we know he's asleep!!

:rotflmao:
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Stacy, I've really noticed the naughty perv coming out of you in the last couple of days!! All the naughty pervs seem to find my diary--and Sheryl's and Val's too...lmao. Just wait until Jenna comes back in a week or so. It'll get even worse! :eek:
 
Curvie Girlie said:
WHO ARE THE NAUGHTY PERVS ON WLF in your humble opinion, let's make a list!
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THE WLF PERV LIST
Well, Sheryl would have to top the list!! Then, there's
Mal--depraved mod supremo..;)
Val--you, of course
Kimberly--another given
Paul
Dave Carr
Stacy
Tammy
Jenna--when she gets back
Blancita
Kim--she's been wild and crazy lately
Steve--the newest depraved mod


So this would be pretty much anyone who frequents my diary. The non-pervs are usually scared off pretty quickly. :eek:
 
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bikinibound said:
THE WLF PERV LIST
Well, Sheryl would have to top the list!! Then, there's
Val--you, of course
Kimberly--another given
Paul
Dave Carr
Stacy
Tammy
Jenna--when she gets back
Blancita
Kim--she's been wild and crazy lately
Steve--the newest depraved mod
Mal--depraved mod supremo..;)

So this would be pretty much anyone who frequents my diary. The non-pervs are usually scared off pretty quickly. :eek:
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:rotflmao: I don't see the "QUEEN OF PERV'S BIKINIBOUND :rotflmao:
 
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