Good job Kimberley! I've never gone down to a *new low* (yay for you!) without going up again the next day. Of course its been a while for me now, so that's going on memory of all of last year. They say slow and steady wins the race, right? **Tries to convince herself that its good to take absolutely forever to lose weight**.
BikiniBound's Diary
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No, Steve, I'm assuming you're not as good at being a perverted degenerate with a wild imagination as Jenna and I are (and Sheryl must definitely be included in this one...hahaha).
Yea, you're right.
The sexuality and perversion runs very deep around these parts. I'm way out of my league!
Captain Smother Twins is suiting, although I'm not a boob man.
Boam46
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Exercise for this week:
9/10--30min circuit training weight 236.5 (+1)
Food for Monday:
Meal#1—2 eggs, 3 sausage links (3g) (350cal)
Meal#2—2 slices cheddar cheese, deli turkey (300cal), strawberries (8g) (40cal)
Meal#3—Indian stirfry w/ground turkey and veggies (5g) (300cal)
a.k.a 1 explosive orgasm in the mouth lunch LOL!
Meal#4—pork chop (386cal), green beans w/cheese. (4g) (60cal) jello
Meal#5—7 pringles (7g) (80cal), jello
Meal#6—3 slices swiss cheese (165cal), deli roast beef (150cal)
27g net carbs 1,831 total calories
What a day this has been!! I haven't seen this much frolicking and pervertedness on here in a long time! I like it....
Definitly tons of fun!!! It has been awhile... at least we're up to our usual antics!
Paul, I don't see how anyone as skinny as she is could have such enormous real boobs. Yes, they are sagging, but she could've had her boob job awhile ago. I think gravity even affects fake ones after awhile.
Got a point there... that's why many people have to have future surgeries. Now believe me... if my boobs totally deflate (not that they have shrunk one mm UGHHH!!!!!) or drop too much as a lose weight... I definitly will get small implants to perk me back up!
If Steve is the sexpert, Sheryl is the pervfessional.
O0ooo I like pervfessional... that should totally go on the list HAHAH!!!
So where are we at with our stand-in stallion? Last I heard, Jenna was doing cock ups--I mean mock ups...
Did you see my link for ... They have male and female versions. Personally I think we should hold a fundraiser so that we can raise the $7,000 to get one... then we can "study" it so we can improve upon their technology and model... I mean of course getting it would be for perfectly scientific purposes.... I mean if I'm not mistaken theirs does not come with a vibrating rotating tongue... major flaw if you ask me
MsGhettoBooty
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Awwww, Claudia.... you're doing well, so don't frett it. Hell... if you've been maintaining where you are at the moment, that in itself is a HUGE accomplishment. At least you're not seeing the 140s.. then the 150s, etc. You know? Just keep with the exercising and food tweaking.
Captain Smother Twins is suiting, although I'm not a boob man.
I'm very much aware of that, my darling sexpert. I was going to choose Bootylicious Biznatch or Goddess of the Gluteus Maximus, but there's already a BB in these parts and well the other name's just too damn long. HA!
Did you see my link for ... They have male and female versions. Personally I think we should hold a fundraiser so that we can raise the $7,000 to get one... then we can "study" it so we can improve upon their technology and model... I mean of course getting it would be for perfectly scientific purposes.... I mean if I'm not mistaken theirs does not come with a vibrating rotating tongue... major flaw if you ask me
Okay.... this first time I ever heard of the Real Doll was while watching Howard Stern aka The Douche. (I was flipping through the channels and caught a glimpse of one of his interns making out with it.) The second time I saw one and actually got to feel it was at the Las Vegas AVN aka Mega Porn Convention. (My gf was running the event and she dragged me along... I wasn't impressed, because I like boobs that don't look like either: 1. They belong on a space ship. 2. Look like they're about to explode at any moment. 3. When they jump, the damn things don't even bounce.) I know the girls were trying their damndest to sell the doll, but I'm sorry... I would feel mighty stupid kissing and groping one. Creepy.
By the way, Kimberly... way to keep to your calories and getting in that circuit training. I'm hoping you'll start dropping weight soon, honey!
-Sheryl
PS I need to check out this big boobied girl on the bike deal. Got an address? I'd be more than happy to be the judge. LOL
bikinibound
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I'm very much aware of that, my darling sexpert. I was going to choose Bootylicious Biznatch or Goddess of the Gluteus Maximus, but there's already a BB in these parts and well the other name's just too damn long. HA!
I think pervfessional is what you should be--goes along the same lines as sexpert. And just like a professional is called a pro for short, we could just call you a perv...
Okay.... this first time I ever heard of the Real Doll was while watching Howard Stern aka The Douche. (I was flipping through the channels and caught a glimpse of one of his interns making out with it.) The second time I saw one and actually got to feel it was at the Las Vegas AVN aka Mega Porn Convention. (My gf was running the event and she dragged me along... I wasn't impressed, because I like boobs that don't look like either: 1. They belong on a space ship. 2. Look like they're about to explode at any moment. 3. When they jump, the damn things don't even bounce.) I know the girls were trying their damndest to sell the doll, but I'm sorry... I would feel mighty stupid kissing and groping one. Creepy.
Those dolls ARE creepy. Man, I thoroughly checked out that sight..lol.. and they are shockingly lifelike while still being fake looking at the same time. I wasn't too impressed with the male version. We could do much better than that--especially with the remote control tongue action..lol. And his face was totally Neanderthalish. Not all that impressed with the "heel" size, either...lmbo. Apparently the female dolls' three orifices (or is it orifii?? lmao) have a strong sucking action which is supposed to produce intense orgasms. That's kinda strange, but I guess the men would like it. I just can't imagine getting it on with one of those dolls..lmao...ok, I shouldn't say that since we have to believe in our product, right??
By the way, Kimberly... way to keep to your calories and getting in that circuit training. I'm hoping you'll start dropping weight soon, honey!
Well, I lost another .5 today.
-Sheryl
PS I need to check out this big boobied girl on the bike deal. Got an address? I'd be more than happy to be the judge. LOL
To find BBBG go to Paul's diary and click on the link to his bike video. Then once there, under related videos click on the first one.
bikinibound
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Yea, you're right.
The sexuality and perversion runs very deep around these parts. I'm way out of my league!
At least you can admit it...
Captain Smother Twins is suiting, although I'm not a boob man.
That's too bad.
bikinibound
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I think about 80-90% of my total calories comes from protein and fat. I wouldn't recommend this diet for you--I think you would hate it---loving your fruit the way you do. I usually only eat 1-2 servings of fruit a day. Now, the weekends are different b/c you can eat all the carbs you want. But I think you would have a hard time of it the first 12 lowcarb days. Also, what you're doing seems to be working just fine, so why change what works? The only reason I started doing this was b/c my previous way of eating stopped working.
MsGhettoBooty
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WOOHOOOO!!! Congrats with the .5, honey! I hope your day is going well. I'm at home with kleenex stuffed up one nostril.. sexy, right? HA!
-Sheryl
PS I guess youtube refreshes their links, because I tried finding it and nope.. no boobs on bikes. Le sigh. LOL
I hope your day is going well. I'm at home with kleenex stuffed up one nostril.. sexy, right? HA!-Sheryl
PS I guess youtube refreshes their links, because I tried finding it and nope.. no boobs on bikes. Le sigh. LOL
MissJellyBelly
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Would this be like an anatomically correct blow up man with a very large sausage???
LMAO! You gals are a riot.
We actually have a male blow up doll in the house. His name is Miguel. Too bad he didn't come with a sausage though. He's got no junk in the trunk. lol
I bought him for my sisters bachlorette party.
bikinibound
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WOOHOOOO!!! Congrats with the .5, honey!
I've been there, done that. My H and parents think I'm weird, but I'm too lazy to keep blowing my nose over and over. It's just easier to keep a nostril or two stuffed with kleenex..lmbo.
-Sheryl
PS I guess youtube refreshes their links, because I tried finding it and nope.. no boobs on bikes. Le sigh. LOL
I'm sure if you did a search of big boob exercise bike it would come right up...and so would Paul...hahahaha
bikinibound
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LMAO! You gals are a riot.
We actually have a male blow up doll in the house. His name is Miguel. Too bad he didn't come with a sausage though. He's got no junk in the trunk. lol
I bought him for my sisters bachlorette party.
See, what's the point of having a blow up doll if there's no junk in the trunk?? lol Just give us a little time, and we'll hook you right up MJB...lol
How do you like our idea of the remote control tongue??
bikinibound
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I just got done watching "Guys and Dolls." I find that to be rather ironic and amusing considering the recent discussion here...
Marlon Brando was fackin' hot before he took a turn for the much much worse. Perhaps we could model our guy doll after him a bit.
Marlon Brando was fackin' hot before he took a turn for the much much worse. Perhaps we could model our guy doll after him a bit.
Check your email BB, I've sent you a pic of the model (my ex) you all might consider for the blow up doll.
Good job on the .5 pound. Is that a new low or just getting back to the new low (235.5 right?). I'm keeping track of my homegirl's weight loss, so please be more specific. LOL
Good job on the .5 pound. Is that a new low or just getting back to the new low (235.5 right?). I'm keeping track of my homegirl's weight loss, so please be more specific. LOL
bikinibound
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OMG, you are a freakin weight loss machine woman!!!!!!!!! I am so happy for you! Yippee, that must feel good to get that scale going again. I read a recent study that apple shaped people lose more weight on low carb diets, while pear shaped people lose the same whether low or high carb and more depending on calories (though for me the low carb curbs my appetite and hence I take in less calories so its still useful, but apparently not in any metabolic way).
faith333
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Congrats on the further weight loss, BB! And thanks for your advice about doing low-carb. I totally agree, I wouldn't have the discipline to stay on it. But I'm so glad it's working for you! Different things work for different people, I guess.
That site is... an eye-opener, and no mistake. Look at the FAQs:
Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts?
REALDOLL's vaginal and anal cavities are made snug to accommodate any insertion. The silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied to ease entry. REALDOLL's oral cavity contains soft silicone tongue and teeth. The oral cavity is as snug as the doll's other entries. All of REALDOLL's cavities allow deep insertions.
Question: Tell me more about the doll's entries
The inside of the Vaginal and Anal entries use a different grade of silicone than the rest of REALDOLL's body; These areas are extremely soft and feel very life-like, down to the subtle texture. REALDOLL's vaginal lips can be stretched apart very realistically. REALDOLL's Oral entry has a very soft and stretchy lips, ultra soft tongue, soft silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw that opens and closes very realistically.
Question: Tell me more about RealDoll's "suction effect"
When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside REALDOLL's entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in REALDOLL's oral entry. Some of REALDOLL's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature.
Question: Can she support herself enough to do it "doggy" style?
Yes; We recommend supporting her upper body with pillows to assure that this position will be maintained during use.
Did you see my link for ... They have male and female versions. Personally I think we should hold a fundraiser so that we can raise the $7,000 to get one... then we can "study" it so we can improve upon their technology and model... I mean of course getting it would be for perfectly scientific purposes.... I mean if I'm not mistaken theirs does not come with a vibrating rotating tongue... major flaw if you ask me
That site is... an eye-opener, and no mistake. Look at the FAQs:
Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts?
REALDOLL's vaginal and anal cavities are made snug to accommodate any insertion. The silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied to ease entry. REALDOLL's oral cavity contains soft silicone tongue and teeth. The oral cavity is as snug as the doll's other entries. All of REALDOLL's cavities allow deep insertions.
Question: Tell me more about the doll's entries
The inside of the Vaginal and Anal entries use a different grade of silicone than the rest of REALDOLL's body; These areas are extremely soft and feel very life-like, down to the subtle texture. REALDOLL's vaginal lips can be stretched apart very realistically. REALDOLL's Oral entry has a very soft and stretchy lips, ultra soft tongue, soft silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw that opens and closes very realistically.
Question: Tell me more about RealDoll's "suction effect"
When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside REALDOLL's entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in REALDOLL's oral entry. Some of REALDOLL's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature.
Question: Can she support herself enough to do it "doggy" style?
Yes; We recommend supporting her upper body with pillows to assure that this position will be maintained during use.
MsGhettoBooty
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LOL, that is so sad that men need to resort to one of these. Well here's a good vibrator recommendation: the eroscillator. Use on that special area (men, if you dont know what I mean then you need to go back to school) while doing doggy style, you will never miss a climax.
bikinibound
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bikinibound
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That site is... an eye-opener, and no mistake. Look at the FAQs:
Yes, I read through those earlier. And thanks for posting them on my diary--as if it wasn't bad enough as it was....lmbo