BikiniBound's Diary

Griff said:
I likes the HEAT - Bring on the HEAT!!!:flame: :rotflmao:
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Well, join me in hell (which is apparently where I'm heading due to my inability to be a good girl) and you'll get plenty of heat, my little haremite..lol what do you call the people in a harem? Isn't it odalisque? That's the French word, I believe.
 
OMG- how naive was I to think that MsGB diary was the only diary to take it to the limit, and probably beyond!
And Im sure my hips will thank you for putting me off Carrot cake for a fair while! Im grossed out!!!! :eek: Does it work the same with croissants??!!!
 
bikinibound said:
Well, join me in hell (which is apparently where I'm heading due to my inability to be a good girl) and you'll get plenty of heat, my little haremite..lol what do you call the people in a harem? Isn't it odalisque? That's the French word, I believe.
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Well I dunno, Kimberly... all the harems I've ever been in control of, I would just call them bitchlettes.... you know, bitchlette 1... bitchlette 2.... However, I really like the guys on this site, so I prefer to call them "hunks," "hotties," etc. That's just IMO. LOL

-Sheryl

PS Don't worry fellas... I got your backs. LOL
 
Good Morning Kimberly!

Fat Suit Going! said:
OMG- how naive was I to think that MsGB diary was the only diary to take it to the limit, and probably beyond!
And Im sure my hips will thank you for putting me off Carrot cake for a fair while! Im grossed out!!!! :eek: Does it work the same with croissants??!!!
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0ooo Sara!! It works for every kind of fatty, sugary, carby, baked good you don't want to eat... just think of firecrotches, sweat, snot, and the naughty use of ingredients:rotflmao:

Its not just Sheryl's diary it has spread: here, to mine, to chef's to Jeremy's, to Paul's... did I miss any?

MsGhettoBooty said:


Well I dunno, Kimberly... all the harems I've ever been in control of, I would just call them bitchlettes.... you know, bitchlette 1... bitchlette 2.... However, I really like the guys on this site, so I prefer to call them "hunks," "hotties," etc. That's just IMO. LOL

-Sheryl

PS Don't worry fellas... I got your backs. LOL
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Ehh as much as I LOVE the word Bitchlette... i think its a bit harsh for the fellas here... It is a wonderful word though:)

bikinibound said:
Well, join me in hell (which is apparently where I'm heading due to my inability to be a good girl) and you'll get plenty of heat, my little haremite..lol what do you call the people in a harem? Isn't it odalisque? That's the French word, I believe.
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LOL... its like the lawyer thing I explained to you yesterday... you can be naughty for awhile and then you have to try and dig your way out... give back to those whose soul's you have robbed:rotflmao:
 
Fat Suit Going! said:
Im grossed out!!!! :eek: Does it work the same with croissants??!!!
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Well you know..... all croissants are baked by the same person. Bet you didn't know that, right? One day while I was roaming around Paris, I snuck into his bakery and there he was, the horrid concoction of flour and sweat creating thick folds of dough dripping from his face and neck. And then it happened... he turned and I noticed the same dough folds forming down the crack of his bum cleavage. Now... I wonder what the "buttery deliciousness" really is... Hmmmm... just something for you to think about the next time you sink your teeth into a crack-ssant, Sara. Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! MGB strikes again!!! LMAO!!!

Love Always,

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Well you know..... all croissants are baked by the same person. Bet you didn't know that, right? One day while I was roaming around Paris, I snuck into his bakery and there he was, the horrid concoction of flour and sweat creating thick folds of dough dripping from his face and neck. And then it happened... he turned and I noticed the same dough folds forming down the crack of his bum cleavage. Now... I wonder what the "buttery deliciousness" really is... Hmmmm... just something for you to think about the next time you sink your teeth into a crack-ssant, Sara. Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! MGB strikes again!!! LMAO!!!

Love Always,

-Sheryl
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Damn Sheryl.... you really are just soooo friggin wrong and awesome:rotflmao: "buttery deliciousness" hahaha
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Well I dunno, Kimberly... all the harems I've ever been in control of, I would just call them bitchlettes.... you know, bitchlette 1... bitchlette 2.... However, I really like the guys on this site, so I prefer to call them "hunks," "hotties," etc. That's just IMO. LOL

-Sheryl

PS Don't worry fellas... I got your backs. LOL
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Well, let's let my darling "odalisques" decide what they want to be called. Hunks? Hotties? any other ideas? Let me know, guys...lmbo:rotflmao:
 
JeremyRice said:
damn

im no ones third man! i quit!!!

lmao
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Well, last I counted, there were 4. But as Jenna said, you're the first--so you'll always be the highest ranking. And besides, you can't quit. My harem's like Hotel California. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...:rotflmao:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Well you know..... all croissants are baked by the same person. Bet you didn't know that, right? One day while I was roaming around Paris, I snuck into his bakery and there he was, the horrid concoction of flour and sweat creating thick folds of dough dripping from his face and neck. And then it happened... he turned and I noticed the same dough folds forming down the crack of his bum cleavage. Now... I wonder what the "buttery deliciousness" really is... Hmmmm... just something for you to think about the next time you sink your teeth into a crack-ssant, Sara. Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! MGB strikes again!!! LMAO!!!

Love Always,

-Sheryl
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Sheryl, you are one sick mutha. I almost hurled up my breakfast reading that! What are you trying to do? Turn me into a bulemic???:rotflmao:
 
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