because i'm worth it!! (aren't we all??!)

some of my fave SATC quotes...

Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away...
carrie

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies...
carrie

Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be...
carrie

Maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been given and accessorize what we've got...
carrie

i've always remembered the four above...i did say it was a bit of a lifeline for me at one time!! :)

but there are sooooo many more!! rude, crude or just very funny...& true!!

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes...
carrie (a woman after my own heart...when it comes to heels!!)

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it...
carrie

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'...
samantha (who else?? LOL)

Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
carrie

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them...
charlotte

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet...(me too!!)
carrie

I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love...(DITTO!!!)
carrie

After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh
Big

Can you get to your future if your past is present?
carrie

I’m homeless! I’ll be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!!
carrie

carrie: "what have you been eating?"
samantha: "everything but dante's dick."

Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.”

had to end with...

Carrie: Have you?
Mr. Big: Have I what?
Carrie: Ever been in love.
Mr Big: Absofuckinglutely.

oooooh i fancied Big rotten in SATC & aiden too (but after when he came back in the second time.........he was soooo hot & so sweet...then carrie shagged Big & broke his heart....hated that bit...i would have consoled him REAL GOOD!!! hahaha.......in my dreams...............:newangel: although he'll have to join the queue...sex drought really getting to me lately...so A LOT going on in my dreams....hmmmmmm what with george...jefferey....gerard...)
 
i wore a size 12 y'day (US size 8)!!! am i a size 12 UK now??? noooooo!!! but i know what type of dresses i can get away with...figure/size wise...plus of course some sizes vary too...big 12's/small 14's feel about the same on.

think the best all rounder is the wrap dress...hugs shape without clinging but is loose on hips/bum too...& nips in waist...you should never wear clothes oversized or too big...they'll just swamp you...& make you look even bigger size wise not smaller...

which is how i came to be wearing a size 12/US 8 dress y/day...basically the belt on a wrap dress wraps around as tightly or as loosely as you want it to!! i'm probably really about a size 14/16 (US 10/12) now i think as i've lost some weight but don't do measurements...so can't be certain...found it too depressing to see what i'd gone up to with the weight gain so i just prefer to go by clothes...i've given away almost all my size 10's/US size 6 to friends daughters...no plans to be a size 10/US 6 again...b/c i don't want to lose all the extra fullness off my girls!!! so as long as i fit into a size 12 comfortably when i've lost the rest of my weight i'll be more than happy!!! :Angel_anim:

great figure fixers!!


wrap dress


thats what i love about wrap dresses!!! we all know carmen electra has a very sexy figure but its the other slightly curvier lady here (not being from US don't know who she is) who looks better in this dress!!


i have 2 DVF wrap dresses...(she always does lots of retro prints...patterned dresses make for great camourflage!!) but the wrap dress i wore y/day was a very simliar print to this one. i definitely looked far more like curvy jessica in mine than skinny paris...ok make that i looked even curvier in mine than jessica does!!!! hahaha....but not for long....jessica looks like shes about a size 12/US 8 in this photo & thats what i'm going to get back to for summer!!!
hellooooooooooooooooooo boys!!! :newangel:

dresses that drape too are great (a little grecian style!!) i have a drape dress from topshop thats actually a size 10/US 6...but its so drapey you could be a size 18/US 14 & still wear it!!! plus don't know about in the US but we've been wearing black leggings under dresses for a few yrs now...very slimming & a great look with either heels or ballet pumps!! topshop & american apparell do good ones.


drape dress


another drape dress...mine is A LOT more drapey/pleated...the drapier the better i say!!


dresses & leggings


shiny rock chick leggings!!

i like to wear black leggings/footless tights or very black opaque tights with 40's style girlie tea dresses (topshop/oli do nice ones) to give them a bit of an edge...plus doesn't matter if you've shaved your legs or not!!! LOL


sexy tea dress from french connection...i have a very similar one in a size 12...just waiting here for me to wear it...after i lose the rest of my weight!!!!


another tea dress


btw for an instant smooth & toned look...can't beat a pair of spanx!!! might look like something your granny might wear...but they take at least a size off you, flatten your tummy & lift your butt back where it should be :)...& hey if they're good enough for gwynnie...they're ok by me!!! LOL i always make sure i still wear my nice knickers underneath though...then if i get hit by a bus...the nice doctor who has to take off my bridget jones bloomers...will see my 'normal' panties underneath & he'll get that they're NOT my usual knickers hopefully!!! :D but sexy boudoir wear they are NOT!!!! like i tell my clients if you choose to wear them for a special night out etc...make sure you slip them off in the bathroom & have one of those silk kimonos to hand...then you can strut into the bedroom in your sexy undies/heels & silk robe to cover your excess curves/butt!! but with low lights/candles & sex & YOU on the menu no man will give a flying monkey about a few extra handfuls believe me!!!

i was only saying this to a curvy girlie client y'day. she couldn't get into town quick enough to get her hands on a silk robe (i love black/pink or red the most!!) as shes going away for the w/end with her man...i think shes going to have quite a night!!! for the full boudoir look i love the sexy marilyn marabou mules/slippers too!! then all you need is a little bodyscrub/glowy body lotion or one with a little self tan...& you'll feel like one helluva sexy wanton woman!!! :)


i have them in black...but now i've seen these babies...i want pink ones too!!!


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its just dawned on me...i'd better make that a UK size 12/US 8 by mid/end of summer...as its summer already (sort of) :doh:
 
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a couple more lbs lost!!! :jump::jump::jump:

oh i'll soooooo be in my new dresses soon!!!!


oh i love dane cook...he makes me giggle...

The Dance Club
Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They're like, 'I just need to go. I just need to dance. I'm serious, tonight -- no guys. Screw guys. I just need to -- I've had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just -- I just want to dance. Dance!' You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, 'Mike -- Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro -- I gotta dance!'

How You Know You're Drunk...
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Hardwood Floors
I had to sneak into my living room, and we had hardwood floors. Those floors suck for cheating because every step you take just taunts you. You know, every step you're like, 'Cheeeeater!' 'Liar!' 'Herpes, herpes, herpes!'

The Office Loner Guy
I talk to that guy. I talk to that guy every f**king day. I find him to talk to him. I buy him little treats, I do. 'Hey, here's a Snickers. Take that. It satisfies. Enjoy the Snickers. Bye bye.' You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes where he snaps and he comes into the office with an AK-47, walking through the halls, and he gets to my office, he's going to be like, 'Thanks for the candy.'
 
WoW Congratulations on your weight drop!! New dresses New Shoes! OW OW OWW!!!! :hurray:

I love all the quotes you find & all the sites you come across!! Woot! Imma gonna check those out too!

Yes the black leggings have been in big time with the dress's, but I am slow with fashion and time...hahaha...so I don't even know where to find these leggings...I like to go bare...hahaha...ok...not that bare. But almost, so I have these lil kind of like boy short's Panties, and they have polka dots, ones green and one's yellow, oh and a black one too. I wear those under, my very short dresses!! But there are a couple of dresses here where I need those leggings, cuz those shorts aren't going to cut it.

Yesterday I did the short short's look with kitty heals, they have polka dots!! I was never big into the polka dots, but seem to be lately, and now I cannot wear my old polka dot top BOOOOO :cuss: It's too big. :conehead: hahaha what would ya ever use this emoticon for?

GAWD I am talkin alot today. Ok well I go now. :D :leaving:

Take Care, TTYL byez :seeya:
 
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The Dance Club
Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They're like, 'I just need to go. I just need to dance. I'm serious, tonight -- no guys. Screw guys. I just need to -- I've had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just -- I just want to dance. Dance!' You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, 'Mike -- Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro -- I gotta dance!'

...Uh....I am pretty sure we've heard that line b4.....ahem *smirkz*
 
RunningGirl said:
The Dance Club
Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They're like, 'I just need to go. I just need to dance. I'm serious, tonight -- no guys. Screw guys. I just need to -- I've had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just -- I just want to dance. Dance!' You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, 'Mike -- Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro -- I gotta dance!'

...Uh....I am pretty sure we've heard that line b4.....ahem *smirkz*
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hahaha...yeah you're right!! we don't really say screw in the first way in the UK...we tend to say fuck this/that...if we don't want to do something...which of course means we're still back to that double meaning!! :troll: what about that smilie??? whats the troll for?? think we could do with a few more girlie ones on here....like stilettoes/cocktail glass or something pink...maybe like a mobile phone...i have a tiny pink one with little rhinestones on :)


how a few other things might look if they were girliefied............
 
LOL I laughed out loud at the Bit Scary, than noticed your comment. :hurray: My mom would be "shut eyes" :willy_nilly: and I can't do that one park job for the life of me, I can parallel park almost perfectly... there's something wrong with me. I can also drive better backwards than I can forwards....hahahaha, that's what the instructor said. So I guess that answer's the parallel parking weirdness.
 
LMAO, The bowling one is funny because it sort of strikes home, one of our female friends is a championship bowler, and her favorite color is pink...

I love the line about the office loner guy too, I know that guy... I've worked with him before.

Hey my lovely lady, how are you this fine day?

BTW, meant to get back to you an some earlier comments made regarding men in women's clothing... My daughter works in a clothing store that specializes in plus sized women's fashions. It never ocurred to me before, but once she started telling me about it it makes sense.

Men would typically be more likely to need the plus sizes wouldn't they? Apparently there are a host of crosdressing regulars with their own store charge accounts that come in there.

Sitting in my taxi the other day waiting for a customer in a grocery store. Pick up truck pulls up. Veteran plate, POW MIA bumper sticker (another military indicator in the states here typically). Man gets out. He's over 6' tall, forties or so, tatoos on his biceps, long blonde wig, a black miniskirt, sleeveless black and white pokadotted top and 4" heels.

Just precious I tell you...
 
god i can't drive AT ALL!!! god only knows how i passed my bleedin test!!! i do remember a lot of nervous giggles when i did...plus he was an older guy...i always get on well with those!!! ;)

i stopped driving when i got the front bit of my car stuck onto the front bit of another car........oh yessss i remember it well!!! i came half bumping/half stalling down a ramp (the slopey bit) in a carpark & hit the accelerator instead of the brake....i did it coming back down too & skimmed several parked cars!!!

roundabouts used to totally discomboble me so that in the end i'd just go for it...hoping for the best!!! (yes possibly with eyes shut...saying a prayer LOL) oh i much prefer to be driven!! :)
 
baglady2713 said:
god i can't drive AT ALL!!! god only knows how i passed my bleedin test!!! i do remember a lot of nervous giggles when i did...plus he was an older guy...i always get on well with those!!! ;)

i stopped driving when i got the front bit of my car stuck onto the front bit of another car........oh yessss i remember it well!!! i came half bumping/half stalling down a ramp (the slopey bit) in a carpark & hit the accelerator instead of the brake....i did it coming back down too & skimmed several parked cars!!!

roundabouts used to totally discomboble me so that in the end i'd just go for it...hoping for the best!!! (yes possibly with eyes shut...saying a prayer LOL) oh i much prefer to be driven!! :)
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If ever you are in my neck of the woods, I'd be happy to drive...
 
Men would typically be more likely to need the plus sizes wouldn't they? Apparently there are a host of crosdressing regulars with their own store charge accounts that come in there.

LMAO that's great, we had a regular like that when I worked at Le Chateau Outlet, a man about 40ish would come in, maybe 6', or 6'1, kinda hard to tell as he had on gigantor heels (about those same 4inches or so) he looked just like your everyday average Joe (from the mid section & up, Red Plaid Button Up Shirt, wearing a Mini Skirt, Hairy Ass Legs, he would only deal with one of the sales girls, guess she was nice to him...(& maybe other's weren't)IDK
 
reluctantcabbie said:
LMAO, The bowling one is funny because it sort of strikes home, one of our female friends is a championship bowler, and her favorite color is pink...

I love the line about the office loner guy too, I know that guy... I've worked with him before.

Hey my lovely lady, how are you this fine day?

BTW, meant to get back to you an some earlier comments made regarding men in women's clothing... My daughter works in a clothing store that specializes in plus sized women's fashions. It never ocurred to me before, but once she started telling me about it it makes sense.

Men would typically be more likely to need the plus sizes wouldn't they? Apparently there are a host of crosdressing regulars with their own store charge accounts that come in there.

Sitting in my taxi the other day waiting for a customer in a grocery store. Pick up truck pulls up. Veteran plate, POW MIA bumper sticker (another military indicator in the states here typically). Man gets out. He's over 6' tall, forties or so, tatoos on his biceps, long blonde wig, a black miniskirt, sleeveless black and white pokadotted top and 4" heels.

Just precious I tell you...
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oh stop it!!! he did not!!! :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

i did shop with a couple of the guys wanting to look like girls...but i did have one rule they couldn't walkabout with me dressed like a woman...i couldn't have looked them in the eye without laughing...silly i know....but come on!!!?? a hairy man in knickers???!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! & what about the judge who used to buy (pre-worn) tights from the girls when i did the madame thing??? he used to wear them under his pants/trousers....it takes allsorts to make a world i guess.............:D:D
 
baglady2713 said:
what??? all the way???






see i could have said why thank you kindly (in my best southern belle accent...) but my mind went to the naughty place...its a condition i have ;)
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And my condition was the one that left that driving comment all open ended and out there to be taken as provocatively as possible...


Because I do so enjoy driving...






I ama part time cabbie after all.
 
reluctantcabbie said:
And my condition was the one that left that driving comment all open ended and out there to be taken as provocatively as possible...


Because I do so enjoy driving...






I ama part time cabbie after all.
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yes i know you did & i'll take it any which way......

i mean the comment...no really i do ;)



oh who am i kidding?? if you weren't married/didn't live a continent away & didn't go to greek orgies (i nearly forgot about that one!! LOL) i'd let you drive me REAL GOOD!!!



so ok...driving...riding.....taking me all the way/any which way....have we done it now?? pun wise?? hahaha.......


for the record though my saying i prefer to be driven...was a purely innocent comment...well at the time LOL

jesus ppl are going to think i can't help myself!!! :smilielol5::smilielol5:

see good job we do live on different continents...we'd be incorrigible!!! still considering this is a weightloss forum...think we do quite well between us at getting a little smut in here & there...i mean whats a little smut between chums??? :)


anyway..........

i finally had to ask...
why are you reluctant???




btw my condition has a name....................





extreme horny-itis.................:newangel::newangel:
 
how gorg was elizabeth back in the day??? my birthday twin was like a little doll...(i mean we share same birthday not the same age!! LOL)



called maggie the cat in this but she was slinkier than any cat...ahhhhhh how sweet is it when he smells her nightie on the door??? well till he throws it...but we know he still loves her really :)


crap film quality...but still great scene...

love the bit were he throws the pillow back onto the bed...as hes been sleeping on the couch...but not anymore!!! oh nooooo!! how quick did she lock the door?? :D


she was such a trouper...the love of her life (pre-burton...she had two) mike todd (3rd hubbie) was killed 3 wks into the production of this movie.
 
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