A Solution to America's Obesity Problem.

Today I had a double quarter ponder with cheese, it was delicious. You can tell something is gonna be good when you bite into it and juice shoots out the other end. I followed that up with an entire jar of applesauce. I got bored whilst eating it and read the bottle. It seems I consumed 6 servings at 8% of my daily recommended allowance of carbs. If this is true, I ate 48% of my daily intake in just one jar of applesauce. Excuse me, I think my brownies are burning.

The other day I was wondering just how many people in third world countries we could feed if we exterminated -me-. I was thinking something -horrific and painful for myself because I'm just a moron-. Plus, not only would we be ensuring -that another idiotic forum troll has been dealt with-. I suggest we all write to our congressmen and demand that this be done.

P.S. I edited this post because I thought this guy was a big jerk, and I wanted to make fun of him before I banned him.... If you wanna know what it really said, just PM me. anything inside the dashes is what I edited.

P.P.S... Na-nah... nah-na-na-nah... hey hey hey, goodbye
 
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