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hillbillylee1
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menu for today.
Breakfast--- egg sandwich; 3 eggs, 2 slices of wheat and some light salad dressing. {210+140+20}
(370 calories)
Lunch--- pan grilled Ahi tuna steak sandwich. Sauce for the tuna is a light mayo based sauce with some soy and a touch of horseradish and a splash of mustard dill pickle relish. {Taste like a spicy Asian tartar sauce, it was really good.} 2 slices of wheat {140+50+140}(yes I will make a sandwich out of just about anything lol.)
(330 calories)
Dinner--- another tuna steak, frozen mixed vegetables with some butter. {140+175+70}
(385 calories)
Snack--- bowl of corn chex with a banana and 2% milk. {110+110+100+120}
(440 calories)
Snack---McDonald’s parfait.
(160 calories)
Drinks--- water.
(0 calories)
Total--- 1685 calories
Breakfast--- egg sandwich; 3 eggs, 2 slices of wheat and some light salad dressing. {210+140+20}
(370 calories)
Lunch--- pan grilled Ahi tuna steak sandwich. Sauce for the tuna is a light mayo based sauce with some soy and a touch of horseradish and a splash of mustard dill pickle relish. {Taste like a spicy Asian tartar sauce, it was really good.} 2 slices of wheat {140+50+140}(yes I will make a sandwich out of just about anything lol.)
(330 calories)
Dinner--- another tuna steak, frozen mixed vegetables with some butter. {140+175+70}
(385 calories)
Snack--- bowl of corn chex with a banana and 2% milk. {110+110+100+120}
(440 calories)
Snack---McDonald’s parfait.
(160 calories)
Drinks--- water.
(0 calories)
Total--- 1685 calories
niapage
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Heyas Hillbilly
Lol darker curtains reminds me before I had kids
I used to tac up black poster board to my window then layer the blinds
and curtains my room was so pitch black I slept all day I used to work 3rd
and got off work at 7am and I absolutley can't sleep in lighted areas lol!
Your meneue sounds yummy as usual especially your breakfast.
Have a gr8 day Tammy
Lol darker curtains reminds me before I had kids
I used to tac up black poster board to my window then layer the blinds
and curtains my room was so pitch black I slept all day I used to work 3rd
and got off work at 7am and I absolutley can't sleep in lighted areas lol!
Your meneue sounds yummy as usual especially your breakfast.
Have a gr8 day Tammy
hillbillylee1
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Just glad this is the last of the fresh tuna. Mental note: don't buy tuna for awhile lol. Today is going good other than kinda rainy and I'm taking a day off of the yard work so if it grows up 10 ft. so be it lol.
Ohappydaye
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*OHD shakes her pom poms and dashes out*
hillbillylee1
New member
Hillbilly Vasectomy
After their 11th child, a Texas couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Texas) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Texan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
After their 11th child, a Texas couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Texas) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Texan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
Ohappydaye
New member
That was a good one HB! *OHD shakes her head at HB's silliness*
be_gone_soon
New member
Crazy!! I hope you are having a terriffic Monday!
hillbillylee1
New member
yea today is going pretty well. It looks like it rained all night so no outside fun today. I'm going to get in there and clean the kitchen since my kitchen helpers are hiding at school lol. I'm not doing any major cooking today so it will be an easy day. my foods are already mostly done. I'm not sure what to make the kids for dinner but I'm sure they will give me some ideas.
hillbillylee1
New member
Well I heard back from from the oil company that I did the phone interview for....
Thank you for interviewing with Schlumberger. We are pleased to let you
know you have been scheduled for a 2nd interview session held in Tulsa,
Oklahoma on November 29-30, 2006. Please confirm (double check your
schedule) with your recruiter by e-mail if this date is suitable for you
due to the logistics involved.
You will be flown to the interview location the day before the
interview. Our 2nd interview process is a day and a half, which requires a
two-night stay. Dress is business casual.
:::Screams like a girl eeeeeeeeeeee:::
Thank you for interviewing with Schlumberger. We are pleased to let you
know you have been scheduled for a 2nd interview session held in Tulsa,
Oklahoma on November 29-30, 2006. Please confirm (double check your
schedule) with your recruiter by e-mail if this date is suitable for you
due to the logistics involved.
You will be flown to the interview location the day before the
interview. Our 2nd interview process is a day and a half, which requires a
two-night stay. Dress is business casual.
:::Screams like a girl eeeeeeeeeeee:::
hillbillylee1
New member
Im sure there isn't much to do in tulsa but I'll find out.
Iwan naloseit
New member
*in a true girl scream*
OMG!!! YEAH HILLBILLY!!!!!
OMG!!! YEAH HILLBILLY!!!!!
Ohappydaye
New member
OMG OMG!! I'm so excited!!! WOO HOO!!! CONGRATS on making it to the next level HB. Thhis job is SO yours!!!
*OHD shakes her pom poms like mad*
Ohappydaye
New member
PS ...Must've been my reference letter that sealed the deal!
