It's time to get funny, share quips and contribute to the list.....add your own and be aware that these are a compilation from both men & woman. Come on people...keep the ball rolling. Copy/paste & add. Go! 
1) Having people be blown away at how much better you look
2) Throwing out most your waredrobe cause it all fits like a tent
3) Shopping for new clothes and realizing you are much smaller then you used to be
4) Delusionally thinking every member of the opposite sex is checking you out
5) Not having to take meds for blood-pressure, cholesterol, etc
6) Not worrying so much that your weight will be the straw that broke the camel's back while on a roller-coaster causing it to fly off the tracks and result in your inevitably painful death.
7) Not having the "thunk" hollow-melon sound when someone inadvertantly smacks your stomach
8) Getting a pedicure and not feeling as though the women working on you and speaking a foreign language are complaining about how fat your calves are!
9) Actually getting to buy clothes that show-off & emphasize your body, rather then covering, hiding and conceling it.
10) Running into the former High School hottie and noticing that what you've lost, they've gained!!!! (flip-flop)
11) Noticing that the car doesn't roll or list to the side as much when you get in it.
12) Small children & animals don't run-off screaming when you yawn..
13) The owners of the All-You-Can-Eat buffet don't tremble as you approach the door (not that you'd go there anymore):azzangel::azzangel::azzangel:
14) You can actually hide behind some trees!
15) People at the gym approach you to ask for advice and/or presume you are a trainer. Course, it helps if you steal your trainers name-badge.
1) Having people be blown away at how much better you look
2) Throwing out most your waredrobe cause it all fits like a tent
3) Shopping for new clothes and realizing you are much smaller then you used to be
4) Delusionally thinking every member of the opposite sex is checking you out
5) Not having to take meds for blood-pressure, cholesterol, etc
6) Not worrying so much that your weight will be the straw that broke the camel's back while on a roller-coaster causing it to fly off the tracks and result in your inevitably painful death.
7) Not having the "thunk" hollow-melon sound when someone inadvertantly smacks your stomach
8) Getting a pedicure and not feeling as though the women working on you and speaking a foreign language are complaining about how fat your calves are!
9) Actually getting to buy clothes that show-off & emphasize your body, rather then covering, hiding and conceling it.
10) Running into the former High School hottie and noticing that what you've lost, they've gained!!!! (flip-flop)
11) Noticing that the car doesn't roll or list to the side as much when you get in it.
12) Small children & animals don't run-off screaming when you yawn..
13) The owners of the All-You-Can-Eat buffet don't tremble as you approach the door (not that you'd go there anymore):azzangel::azzangel::azzangel:
14) You can actually hide behind some trees!
15) People at the gym approach you to ask for advice and/or presume you are a trainer. Course, it helps if you steal your trainers name-badge.
