ChefChiTown's Rebirth: I'm Back, BABY!!! (In More Ways Than One)...

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Yay on the new phone! Maybe your cheat meal not turning out as planned wasn´t a bad thing, but the good thing (read: terrible no good horrible reason I´m fat) is that you can always catch it up. Have a nice Sunday. O, and I remember a WW-discussion about the accuracy of scales where the conclusion was that you need to have a completely even surface (the same every time), weigh something other than yourself before stepping on and then weigh in three times in a row. Not sure if I´m that fussed about it.

I'm sure the uneven-surface-thing plays a part in the inaccuracy of our scale. Our bathroom floor isn't the most level. It is what's called a "floating" floor, meaning the vinyl (or whatever the hell it is) flooring isn't sealed to the entire base of the floor - only around the edges. So, the middle of it is literally not adhered to anything underneath it. And, that's exactly why the water damage (from something that happened before we moved in here) has buckled the floor in our bathroom. So, I'm sure that plays a part.

Oh, and for those of you who are wondering...

What's the first thing I did with my brand new phone when I woke up this morning? I sent my daughter a poop emoji. Ahh, technology. I can't believe I've been missing out on this!!!
 
I don't really have anything I can bribe her with at the moment.

A nice backrub might of worked. You should probably give me one tonight, and then AFTER the backrub, we'll see if that was enough of a bribe. haha! Hint: It won't be. :p
 
A nice backrub might of worked. You should probably give me one tonight, and then AFTER the backrub, we'll see if that was enough of a bribe. haha! Hint: It won't be. :p

Ahh, I see. Well, in that case, my first priority tonight will be to give you a back rub. Hint: It won't be.
 
I did a little experiment with the scale and, in my opinion, the problem isn't the scale. I got a new battery at the store (as was suggested) and put it into the scale today. Then, I tested it out on the kitchen floor. It registered my weight as 249.4 lbs all three times that I tested it and it seemed to be working great. However, when I took it into the bathroom and tested it, I weighed 248.4 lbs. I somehow managed to lose one whole pound between the kitchen and bathroom. So, I either have the metabolism of a god or the floor in our bathroom is warped.

After testing the scale in the bathroom a few more times I realized that each recorded weight was different than the last. I moved it around to different spots on the floor and none of the weights measured the same. So, I'm pretty certain the problem is the bathroom floor.

Anyway, back to my weight. I currently weigh 249.4 lbs. Two weeks ago when I got back on track I weighed 259.2 lbs. That means I have lost juuuuust under 10 lbs in two weeks. I'm happy with that. Especially considering the fact that I had a cheat night last night where I ate a little too much pizza and drank some beer. However, I'm fully back on track today and will continue to stay on track for a while.

I mentioned before that I'm not going to set a bunch of goals for myself this time around but I still have things I would like to accomplish. For instance, there are various dates coming up that hold one event or another and I would like to use those dates at targets.

In two weeks the kids start school. I was hoping to be in the 230s by then, but realistically I won't get there. But, that's ok. I don't really count on losing five-plus pounds each week for the next two weeks, so as long as I stay on track and continue to improve myself I will be happy.

In seven weeks it will be our one year anniversary. I am hoping to be in the 220s by then, but realistically I won't get there. I would need to lose 19.4 lbs in seven weeks in order to get there. That would mean I would have to lose 2.77 lbs per week, which is something I COULD do, but I'm not going to make it a hard-set goal of mine. If I get there, great. If not, as I said before, if I stay on track and continue to improve myself I will be happy.

In ten weeks it will be my 35th birthday. Now, oddly enough, I don't really have a specific weight I'm hoping to be by then. Instead, my satisfaction will come as long as, between now and then, I have made a SIGNIFICANT change for the positive with my health, my body and my habits. I don't care if I weigh 215 lbs or 235 lbs on my birthday. As long as my health and body have improved, it will be a very happy birthday for me.
 
My goal is to not need a seatbelt extender on my next flight. Is that noble?

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Well I guess I don't have to worry about a present then. :p:D

Apparently you didn't understand. What I SAID was...

As long as my health and body have improved, it will be a very happy birthday for me.

And, what better way to improve my health and body then through vigorous, adult-themed exercise? It's good for my heart, it's a solid workout for my core muscle groups, it increases my flexibility and it's a scientifically proven stress reliever. It's a no brainer. Plus, it's beneficial to video tape yourself working out so you can go back and watch it later. You know, to work on your form. Proper form brings proper results. Can't argue science, honey.

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I know I´m going to regret this question, but... what IS that green thing?!

Also: average men only burn around 100 kcal each time they have sex (according to men´s health).
 
& to me too. But you guys can really cook, right? I'm not sure about Jen, but I hate cooking. I'm not good at it. It's a chore. C'mon now chef. You & G are good at it. It seems very reasonable for you to cook at home.........just saying.......
 
Yeah, I can cook. Really well too. In fact, that's one of the reason I'm not happy at my job. Sure, I love the people I take care of and I still love cooking, but my co-workers (and management included) have gotten extremely lazy and haphazard over the past few years when it comes to the food we make.

I work at an Assisted Living building. For those who aren't familiar, an assisted living community is a facility in which elderly and reliant people live. Our staff assists them in their daily routine (hence, ASSISTED living), but they get their own apartments and have total free will (with few exceptions which are only implemented when someone has a serious health or mental issue). Anyway, our facility honestly has the nicest kitchen/food service I have ever seen in our type of facility. In fact, we were the first assisted living community in the entire United States to offer a full-service restaurant-style menu AND room service. Cool, right?

Anyway, when I first started, we served nothing but frozen, pre-made meals that came straight out of the freezer. The head cook at that time was super lazy and ended up being the worst co-worker I have ever had. Not an exaggeration either - she was crap. I HATED serving that crap to our residents, so I quickly pushed for changes. Shortly thereafter, we served pretty much all homemade, freshly prepared food each and every day (with few exceptions). And, for a while, our facility's food was AWESOME. I was proud of it. Now? Not so much.

Long story short - we're back to serving bullshit that comes out of the freezer and pre-made shit that we don't even make ourselves. It's embarrassing. AND, the people who live there deserve better. Now, I've had meetings with management recently in regards to how lazy our kitchen has gotten (and no, it's not me - it's my coworkers who have been given more control over the years - it's their fault our kitchen is suffering because they are allowed to make menus, take inventory, place orders, etc) and I'm hopeful changes are coming, but I'm still unhappy there.

When I worked in restaurants before my current job I was PROUD of what I did. I made badass food that looked and tasted great. It was super rewarding and made me feel good about my skills. Now, I feel worthless because all I'm doing is opening a can of this or pulling a tray of that out of the freezer. ANYONE can do that, you know? There's nothing special about it. I want to feel special again. I want to be able to make badass food again.

What I WANT to serve...

- Pan seared scallops served on a bed of sauteed spinach, topped with roasted garlic cloves and honey-butter, served with a side of crisped potato rounds
- Grilled tuna steaks with a side of ginger mayonnaise, rice pilaf and pan seared brussel sprouts tossed w/ caramelized brown sugar, butter and bacon
- Crispy coconut oatmeal chicken breast served on a scoop of pineapple/mango rice, served with a side of wilted collard greens and both raspberry and boysenberry purees
- Freshly prepared eggs benedict (a soft-poached egg resting on a freshly toasted English muffin topped with pan seared Canadian bacon, coated in a warm hollandaise sauce) served with a warm, freshly baked coffee cake

What AM I serving?...

- Premade salisbury steak that came from the freezer, served with premade mashed potatoes that come from a fucking bag, topped with gravy that's made by opening a fucking can and heating it up
- Scalloped potatoes that are dehydrated, boxed and ready-to-go (JUST ADD WATER!!!)
- Canned fruit (fucking CANNED FRUIT, dude)
- Grilled cheese sandwich served with a pickled and a bag of potato chips
- Pies that come from the freezer (thaw and serve!!!)
- And, MY FAVORITE - Cornbread (that is made by mixing a boxed mix with water) with hot dogs cooked in it, topped with my coworkers' chili that literally looks like dog vomit

It's fucking embarrassing.

/RANT

On a side note, I lost another two pounds this week. I WAS going to have a cheat night last night, but I ended up not having one. I don't know, it just didn't feel right last night. Tonight, I'll probably cheat a little, but not terribly. I'm not patting myself on the back, but I'm doing good by sticking to watching my calories, so having a cheat night here and there isn't bringing me down. In fact, other than the drinks I had last weekend, I honestly haven't even gone over my calorie limit at all since I started getting back on track. Jen hasn't either really. Which is good for us. We're both eating stuff we WANT to eat, we're just not overdoing it. We're being good AND we're both seeing some pretty good results so far. I'm happy.
 
I'm in a goofy mood today so I have all sorts of goofy things running through my head. Currently, it's this...

I want to share my favorite animated GIF for no reason at all. First, it needs some context.

SPOILER ALERT
(for a movie that's a few years old, but still)

In Star Trek: Into Darkness, there is a scene where Captain Kirk dies as a result of the attacks carried out by the villain in the movie, Khan. To some, that name will seem familiar, and rightfully so, as Khan is the villain in a much older Star Trek movie, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. In Wrath of Khan, William Shatner delivers one of the most famous lines in cinematic history when he screams "KHAAAAN!!!" after the villain reveals that his plan is to leave Captain Kirk (Shatner's character) buried alive in the center of a planet while he (the villain) goes and finishes killing the rest of Kirk's crew. Captain Kirk's reaction?


Ok, got it? Alright.

Fast forward to a few years ago and to the release of Star Trek: Into Darkness. In Into Darkness, roles are reversed (sort of) when Khan attacks the crew of Captain Kirk's ship and sends everyone into a frenzy. During the mayhem, Captain Kirk attempts to save the crew and ends up getting trapped behind locked doors knowing that he will die...saving his crew in the process. On the other side of the door? Spock. And, that's where the role-reversal sort of comes into play. As Kirk is dying, Spock stays with him on the other side of the door. When Kirk finally dies? You guessed it...Spock is now the one who delivers the infamous scream.

Here is a chunk of that scene...


Now that you've seen it, here is my favorite animated GIF...

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Seem familiar, Jen?

It might seem kiiiinda familiar... maybe?.... hahaha! And you are a much better chef than the crap you have to serve at work now because of your coworkers. You make all kinds of delicious stuff. You just got stuck working with a couple of dimwits that can't make a nice menu or follow a recipe that you leave. haha! Hopefully that changes eventually so you can go back to liking your job. :)


Also, best gif ever. You know I love me some Spock.
 
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Our son works in a restaurant as a chef & has been offered permanency but is going to decline that for the same reasons. He is passionate about sending out sensational food & he can't get faintly excited about the food in the restaurant he's working in. I understand your frustration The food you like to cook sounds wonderful chef.
 
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