Mishap 1
I went down stairs to make myself a cup of tea as I walked up the stairs with it accidently dropped it! Carpet stained and mug smashed not happy.Managed to keep calm and go down stairs get dust pan and brush and clean the glass up,but still cant get the stain out the carpet.Only consolation was that the mug didnt hit my feet
Mishap 2
When I returned home that evening,as I walked into the living room all the shopping bags started spliting open all over the floor!
Eggs cracked,tomatoes came out there box and started to roll under the sofa,bottle of wine smashed open,causing yet another stain on the carpet ,all the vegetables and peppers were over the floor.Just as I started to walk past it all I then stood a tomatoe into the carpet ,felt like screaming.
Mishap 3
Finished dinner decided it was best to make a start picking the shopping up,thought first I would close the curtains,as I pulled them shut suddenly I heard a bang the right end of the curtain poll fell out the wall went and knocked the picture frame off the wall smashed it as it hit the floor, the curtain poll then hit the shelf causing it to fall of the wall,books on it fell off,my favourite vase fell and smashed. The shelf then fell into the small coffee table underneath cracked it in half, lamp fell on the floor.Then suddenly got a fright the whole curtain fell of the wall and knocked the floor lamp over so hard the builb smashed.The Final Straw of a stressful evening? well I looked at the room, all the shopping over the floor,the curtain fallen down,my vase smashed,2 stains in the carpet,2 light builbs smashed,my coffee mug smashed and the coffee table broken.But I then noticed my reflection in the window and was quite pleased with how my figure looked and despite the stress of the days events I couldnt resist shaking my bum around in front of window in delight of how my figure looked following the 2 stone I recently lost! Well I still have to clean up the living room.Only 32 years old but never had a day like that
I went down stairs to make myself a cup of tea as I walked up the stairs with it accidently dropped it! Carpet stained and mug smashed not happy.Managed to keep calm and go down stairs get dust pan and brush and clean the glass up,but still cant get the stain out the carpet.Only consolation was that the mug didnt hit my feet
Mishap 2
When I returned home that evening,as I walked into the living room all the shopping bags started spliting open all over the floor!
Eggs cracked,tomatoes came out there box and started to roll under the sofa,bottle of wine smashed open,causing yet another stain on the carpet ,all the vegetables and peppers were over the floor.Just as I started to walk past it all I then stood a tomatoe into the carpet ,felt like screaming.
Mishap 3
Finished dinner decided it was best to make a start picking the shopping up,thought first I would close the curtains,as I pulled them shut suddenly I heard a bang the right end of the curtain poll fell out the wall went and knocked the picture frame off the wall smashed it as it hit the floor, the curtain poll then hit the shelf causing it to fall of the wall,books on it fell off,my favourite vase fell and smashed. The shelf then fell into the small coffee table underneath cracked it in half, lamp fell on the floor.Then suddenly got a fright the whole curtain fell of the wall and knocked the floor lamp over so hard the builb smashed.The Final Straw of a stressful evening? well I looked at the room, all the shopping over the floor,the curtain fallen down,my vase smashed,2 stains in the carpet,2 light builbs smashed,my coffee mug smashed and the coffee table broken.But I then noticed my reflection in the window and was quite pleased with how my figure looked and despite the stress of the days events I couldnt resist shaking my bum around in front of window in delight of how my figure looked following the 2 stone I recently lost! Well I still have to clean up the living room.Only 32 years old but never had a day like that
