EB847
Banned
THERE I WAS, THIRD TIME AT MY NEW GYM, TRYING TO MAX OUT MY BENCH PRESS WHEN I SHARTED IN MY NEW NIKE SPANDEX WORKOUT SHORTS. DAMN PROTEIN POWDER! 
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. IT SMELLED JUST LIKE A COMBINATION OF CURRY CHICKEN, BURNING MOTOR OIL, AND PART OF A SKUNKS ASSLIP. I PANICKED. THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO DO WAS JUMP INTO THE UNOCCUPIED SPA TO CLEAN MYSELF OFF. JUST AFTER I GOT IN, OF COURSE, I HAD TO PEE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM ALL THE WATER AND SUPPLEMENTS. SO I LET IT RIP. I SOON REALIZED I WAS MARINATING IN A BUCKET OF MY OWN PISS AND $HIT SO I GOT THE HELL OUT. I FEEL SO BAD FOR ANYONE THAT USED THAT SPA AFTER I CONVERTED IT TO A TOILET. I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. IT SMELLED JUST LIKE A COMBINATION OF CURRY CHICKEN, BURNING MOTOR OIL, AND PART OF A SKUNKS ASSLIP. I PANICKED. THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO DO WAS JUMP INTO THE UNOCCUPIED SPA TO CLEAN MYSELF OFF. JUST AFTER I GOT IN, OF COURSE, I HAD TO PEE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM ALL THE WATER AND SUPPLEMENTS. SO I LET IT RIP. I SOON REALIZED I WAS MARINATING IN A BUCKET OF MY OWN PISS AND $HIT SO I GOT THE HELL OUT. I FEEL SO BAD FOR ANYONE THAT USED THAT SPA AFTER I CONVERTED IT TO A TOILET. I'M SORRY.
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