ok... One thing at a time... KB42 is right about water.
NUTRITION
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You need to make slow adjustments... Do not start eating only raw vegetables tomorrow. How about starting by getting rid of the sodas. So, for the next week, continue to eat the way you have been, but each day, drink water instead of soda.
Then, next week, you can do away with the roast beef breakfast.
Eliminate 1 awful food and replace it with something healthy each week.
WORKING OUT
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Cardio will help burn the fat, strengthen your joints and improve your overall health. But, weight lifting will add muscle which in turn will increase your metabolism and burn more fat while you are doing nothing. So, you need to do both!
CARDIO -
Start (as above) slowly. This week, get up 15 minutes early EVERY day and walk for 15 minutes. Next week make it 25 minutes every day. The week after, only go out 4 days by doing this: walk 5 minutes / jog 1 minute for 20 minutes. The week after (4 days per week from now on) walk 4 min / jog 2 min. Then walk 3 min / jog 3 min. Once you can comfortably jog 5 minutes with a 1 minute walk break, take it up to 25 minutes. Try working up to 40-50 minutes 4 days per week.
ANAEROBIC -
Start doing a push/pull/leg routine on Mon, Wed, and Fri (mon = push, wed = legs, fri = pull) with body weight exercises (i.e. push-ups, chin-ups, situps, one-legged squats, one-legged calf raises, low back extensions). If you have weights, you can add them to this routine with time.
There is no need for you to add more weight lifting days or routines if you are only trying to lose body fat.
FINAL NOTES
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If you are serious about this, then you need to stop drivelling and get up earlier to accomplish this! It takes time... You may start to notice a TINY difference after 20+ days of a changing lifestyle. And, your diet and workouts should become solid and healthy within 2 months.
If you follow a slow and steady change to your lifestyle, it will be easier to become accustomed to and you will have a higher chance of success!
The only way for you to take control of your life and create the body you want, is by taking control of your life! Now, stop reading all of the silly posts and go push some sweat out of your fat ass!
-Rip