Owl is fatter then evahhhh!

Owl1

Owl1

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Okay, I'm back after a bit of a hiatus. Life happens, shit happens, we have to deal with it and then get on with our lives and that is what I am doing.

I started my "get your ass back in gear" campaign last night with a memorial service for the crusts of the entire pizza I binged on the night before. Then I went to the gym and grunted through some weights and cardio. Well, I sang loudly along with my music during my cardio, prompting one guy to tell me to shut up because I apparantly I am no "Beyonce". Whatever, I nailed that song, and I burned extra calories for my effort.

Then I went home, ate two mini crossant ham and cheese sandwiches, a whole bag of snapea crisps and half a bottle of wine before passing out on the couch while watching Gilmore Girls and pretending to be interested in the conversation my ex boyfriend was having with me on the phone.

And that leads me to this morning. And my re-commitment to not being the fat ass that I am. How long can I keep it up this time? who knows. But, I'm here, I'm in the mindset at this moment and I'm going to try and hang on to that with all I can muster.

Can I get an order of motivation with a side of support please?
 
Yeah Owl is back! When I first started writing on here I always enjoyed your posts and am so glad to see you are back and ready! Well ready for now anyway and that is great!! How's the pregnant lady with your ex doing? Still crazy? So glad your back! I hope you keep up the positive attitude - you can do it, just stay consistent and the results will keep you going! Have a great drama free weekend - who am I kidding, it's Owl!! Glad to have you back!
 
I can't have a drama free weekend! Its just not on the agenda...theres a funeral to be planned for my friends father and all the siblings hate eachother...its going to be good.
 
Well, my weekend was lame. I did cardio and strength training on fri and sat and then took sunday off. My boyfriend dumped me on sunday, which was weird because he was practically proposing marriage on friday night. I guess my lack of marriage proposal enthusiasm really didn't sit well with him. Who the hell askes a girl to marry him after less then two months of dating? And what girl says yes to a guy she's only been dating for less then two months. Oh well. I guess now I have to shave my legs before I go to the bar next weekend. And I'm going to have to reprogram some one elses number into the contacts under "booty call".

I ate like crap all weekend. I even managed to fit in two different onion ring binges and some chicken strips. But, I didn't get drunk. I had some wine and that was it. So I saved myself a few thousand calories by not drinking them. Yay me!
 
You will find another boy toy - I have no doubt! Maybe this time try keeping the legs shaved for more than two months, lol or just don't start and maybe that's the guy that will last. Good job on not getting drunk! That's a step in the right direction - now get to the gym and bust some booty. Are you still going to Zoomba? They offer that class at my gym and I took it one day after reading that you did and I really enjoyed it. Would never have given it a try if it wasn't for you so get back out there!
 
My zumba instructor has been out of town. She'll be back this week and then we are going to Orlando together in December so we are going to go out and find zumba classes to crash while we are there. I do love the zumba, it is still so much fun even after several months.
 
Heh, my friend- female, proposed to her boyfriend after a week. They now live happily(?) with one kid., The wedding was a disaster.
Anyway, hope you find a new guy and have fun training!
 
OOOooookkkay, today I WILL go to the gym and strength train AND do cardio. Today is the day. Yay!

Sorry. I'm trying to make myself excited.

Its not working.

I ate a danish for breakfast. Yay me! I need some self control.
 
Eric Claptons really sad song about seeing someone in heaven is playing right now...LAME-O. Not a song to get the morning started. Also not a drinking song.

I made it to the gym last night, which was excellent because I was looking for any and all excuses to get out of it. There was 5000 feet of snow on the ground, my tummy hurt, my third toe on my left food was cramping, I drove my truck into a ditch and had to get my dad to tow me out. Yet, I still managed to go, and thank god I did because there were big amazonian women in the weight room and DAMN, they can lift. I saw one woman do chin ups. CHIN UPS, a woman...hey, I was impressed.

At any rate, I lifted weights, then cardiolized on the elliptical for 30 minutes, then I went home and ate a whole bunch of leftover halloween candy. I fed my son waffles for dinner. I passed out at 10:00pm after attepting to read my homework assignment for todays class. Yay me!

Today I have class and I work till 6pm, so I doubt I'll work out today.
 
:smilielol5:Come on Owl stay positive - you could still do some exercises at home tonight! You made it to the gym last night so let's stay consistent!
If you still have Halloween candy at home throw it out! It's a no-no after a work out - maybe try some water.
I would love to do a chin-up one day - I might try working towards that. I don't really want to be referred to as an "amazonian women" though so I might not.
 
Oh, it takes more than just a chin up to make you amazonian. First, you have to be like 6 feet tall or taller. You MUST be wearing at least one spandex item, and when you grunt all the men in the room must cringe due to the fact that their nuts just migrated to their hearts.
 
Last night I had a vivid, nay, lucid dream, that I was eating an entire pizza. OMG it was the best damn dream ever, and 100% calorie free. Honestly, I'd rather have a pizza dream then a wet dream. Problem is, the only thing I can think about today is a big hot cheesy hawiian with jalapenos. Fuck, I need to get a life.

Plan for today, pizza for lunch...gotta feed the craving. Then, strength training followed by cardio.

God, I could eat a whole pizza by myself right now.
 
Today I'm fat. I didn't work out last night becasue I was too lazy. ANd I drank a whole bottle of pinot noir by myself last night and I don't even have a headache today. When I poured out the dregs of the bottle, I thought, I should be really drunk right now...yet, I wasn't. Maybe I'm a superhero and my super power is that I can drink and not get drunk.
 
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