Handling a woman!

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flyinfree

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' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.



If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



- So –



If you give her any crap,

You will receive a ton of sheeeyaht. '



Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


--anonymous
 
flyinfree said:
' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.



If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



- So –



If you give her any crap,

You will receive a ton of sheeeyaht. '



Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


--anonymous
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Thats all nice an all Todd ...but what happens if you give her your credit card




Or worse still ...if you give her crabs ...now i would`nt wish the outcome of that on my worst enemy:speechless:
 
Ooh and imagine what happens if you give her good.... oh you know ;) Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl.
 
flyinfree said:
' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.



If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



- So –



If you give her any crap,

You will receive a ton of sheeeyaht. '



Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


--anonymous
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Have you tried giving your woman a penis?

Let me know how it turns out! :p
 
Red_Panda said:
Ooh and imagine what happens if you give her good.... oh you know ;) Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl.
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yes yes

give her the time to warm up and she will get on FIRE!

give her time to climb the hill and WE will conquer the mountain, and then take the rushing river home...............


oh my

it's Friday

FF
 
Karky said:
Have you tried giving your woman a penis?

Let me know how it turns out! :p
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marko157 said:
Thats all nice an all Todd ...but what happens if you give her your credit card




Or worse still ...if you give her crabs ...now i would`nt wish the outcome of that on my worst enemy:speechless:
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+1

I was going to say women are more than capable of multiplying by zero. Which is what happens when you give her money.

:love2:

(lmfao look at this new emote)
 
You give me mrs an inch she takes a mile. e.g. I might paint the fence. The house is now painted. She controls me....................... bi.tch
 
I love the physics of sound. Of course I want to find out, but it would be for scientific purposes only :D

I'd be studying your amplitude, physiological and psychological response to pressure variations in the air, and your rhythmically undulating sine curve. Doesn't that sound totally awesome?

Well, maybe that's too technical.

If I hear a sonic boom tonight, I'll know it's you ;)
 
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In case anyone's wondering, I haven't felt the need to contribute to this thread because it's already pervy and ridiculous enough. ;)
 
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