vickiselfe
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Yesterday was the most stressful day ever as I was subject to a series of mishaps throughout the day,not had a day quite like this in my 33 years alive,still in shock of how it could all happen in one day
Mishap 1
Woke up got dressed I went down stairs to make myself a cup of tea as I walk up the stairs take my eye of the mug in my hand for a second to look at my watch only to accidently drop the mug,mug smashed and carpet stained one of my favourite mugs as well.Sweeped the glass although the stain will take a while to get rid of.
Mishap 2
After that decided to go out shopping for the afternoon but could not find my purse .Had to search all around my flat took me half and hour untill I luckily found it under my bed
Mishap 3
When walking past a shop window I noticed my reflection in it,only to realise that I was showing the back of my knickers people walking behind me noticed.Quickly run away from that.After putting all the food shopping in the car needed a wee so went back into the shopping centre went into the ladies after I was finished on the toilet,couldnt seem to pull the lock open tried really hard to pull it open which lead to mobile falling out of my coat pocket,screen cracked! Took me about 10 mins to open it,despite calling out for help no one seemed to care.By the time I got back to the car I had been had overstayed my time in the car park so have also been landed a £50 penality! AHH
Mishap 4
When I returned home that evening,as I closed the front door all the shopping bags suddenly started to split open!Eggs cracked,tomatoes came out there box and started to roll under the sofa,bottle of wine smashed open,causing yet another stain on the carpet ,all the vegetables and peppers were over the floor.Just as I started to walk past it all i then stood a tomatoe into the carpet,felt like screaming what else can go wrong!
Mishap 5
After dinner content again thought it would be best to start picking the shopping up,when into the living room to pull the curtains just after I closed them shut the right end of the curtain pole comes lose hits the shelf then quickly falls of the wall,books fall off and vase falls and smashes.The shelf fell into the coffee table cracks it in half lamp falls.As the other side of the poll fell of the wall tried to stop it but it was to quick and it hit my boobies and feet.The other lamp on the other side was knocked of the table as well. That was the end of it,only good thing was the pole did not hit my head
Trying to recover,aware that I have a lot of clearing up to do tommorrow.I know mishaps happen but dont expect as many as that in a day.My house looks very different to how it looked yesterday morning.
Mishap 1
Woke up got dressed I went down stairs to make myself a cup of tea as I walk up the stairs take my eye of the mug in my hand for a second to look at my watch only to accidently drop the mug,mug smashed and carpet stained one of my favourite mugs as well.Sweeped the glass although the stain will take a while to get rid of.
Mishap 2
After that decided to go out shopping for the afternoon but could not find my purse .Had to search all around my flat took me half and hour untill I luckily found it under my bed
Mishap 3
When walking past a shop window I noticed my reflection in it,only to realise that I was showing the back of my knickers people walking behind me noticed.Quickly run away from that.After putting all the food shopping in the car needed a wee so went back into the shopping centre went into the ladies after I was finished on the toilet,couldnt seem to pull the lock open tried really hard to pull it open which lead to mobile falling out of my coat pocket,screen cracked! Took me about 10 mins to open it,despite calling out for help no one seemed to care.By the time I got back to the car I had been had overstayed my time in the car park so have also been landed a £50 penality! AHH
Mishap 4
When I returned home that evening,as I closed the front door all the shopping bags suddenly started to split open!Eggs cracked,tomatoes came out there box and started to roll under the sofa,bottle of wine smashed open,causing yet another stain on the carpet ,all the vegetables and peppers were over the floor.Just as I started to walk past it all i then stood a tomatoe into the carpet,felt like screaming what else can go wrong!
Mishap 5
After dinner content again thought it would be best to start picking the shopping up,when into the living room to pull the curtains just after I closed them shut the right end of the curtain pole comes lose hits the shelf then quickly falls of the wall,books fall off and vase falls and smashes.The shelf fell into the coffee table cracks it in half lamp falls.As the other side of the poll fell of the wall tried to stop it but it was to quick and it hit my boobies and feet.The other lamp on the other side was knocked of the table as well. That was the end of it,only good thing was the pole did not hit my head
Trying to recover,aware that I have a lot of clearing up to do tommorrow.I know mishaps happen but dont expect as many as that in a day.My house looks very different to how it looked yesterday morning.