Funny Gym Experiences

NewLeaf

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I thought it might be fun to post our humorous and comical gym experiences I am sure we ALL have had! :) You know.. like the one where you realize you've been using that particular weight lifting machine backwards this whole time. lol ;)

Anyhow.. my latest came on Monday. There was a older gentlemen, I'd guess in his early 70's working out at the gym. He has quite a bit of strength on him! When I was living he approached me and asked me what my device monitored (my ipod!) "did it tell me to keep going? did it monitor my heart?" (mind you all this is said in the cutest little accent! ;) ) So I responded that No it was what played my music. "Oh I see that thing in your ear plays music, I thought it was someone telling you to work harder, push harder, go faster" I laughed and in response said "I could use someone doing that to me!!" And he says "Oh no no, you don't need to lose much weight, a woman needs a little 'here and there' on her!" :eek: I wanted to die laughing!! It was quite cute! So now I call him my boyfriend from the gym! :)

My FH (Sid) and I have given members nick names at the gym, people we're not acquainted to but are quirky individuals that frequent the gym. One is a young man that is running the treadmill each time, he never warms up and hits the thing going at the speed of 8.0 for an hour!!! He's in great shape obviously, but he thumps his feet down hard on the treadmill.. Aka Thumper!

His g/f who runs along side him, is small and dainty, and tends to wear sweats with the word PINK labeled across the butt. aka.. PINKY! :D

Then there is Crazy Eyes/Blue Shorts. A young guy who is in, and heavily hitting the cardio machine like a mad man. Always wears blue shorts, days in a row..the same baby blue shorts! :eek: I've caught his eye once or twice and he looks at me with these wide bugg eyed gaze and he looks quite crazed ! Its kind of creepy!

So anyhow. hope that gave someone a laugh or two this morning!!! :rolleyes:
 
I have not been to the gym in a very-very long time, but when I did go, no one ever talked to me, people kind of just kept to themselves. I did not want to talk to anyone either, cause I was kind of embarrased to be there.
 
I don't have any funny gym stories since I don't use a gym. But this was really funny and I wanted to bump it up for others who may not have seen it! :D
 
thank sHH. :) Oh don't worry for those that haven't BEEN to the gym. :) You are always welcome to post funny work-out experiences in general. At least I get through it by being able to laugh at myself.. or with myself rather. :)

As for talking to people at the gym, its not something I'm big on either.. lol except when the 70yr old members ask me what my ipod is! lol.
 
Airy Aerobics

I have a workout story that was completely hilarious at the time, but pretty typical :p lol i was at the gym with a few friends and we were doing an aerobics class and one of the exercises (could have been a stretch or something im not sure now) was that we had to lift our legs up with bent knees over our chests, lifting our lower back off the floor and hold it, well one of the friends i was with accidently "let one go" and instead of it being a tiny unnoticeable barely odorous puff, it was an explosion of the most awful smelling gas ull ever set ur nose upon...the whole class was shocked lol...it was the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to me while working out to date :p
 
Lol FT, I know exactly how you feel. My mom and I had that problem in a yoga class one time. But they're were quiet ones thank God.
 
lol silence is always a better option :p but theres always that whole silent but deadly thing ya gotta watch out for...still my methane stories dont seem to compare much to new leaf...u sure do go to a "unique" gym....
 
One time I was getting a drink at the water fountain, which was right behind a line of treadmills. I finished my drink and started to walk away...all of a sudden I hear a tump then a much louder thud. This girl dropped her CD player on the treadmill and tried to pick it up. Well it ended up that she was at the end of the treadmill on her knees. I started laughing soo hard I couldn't even tell the story to my sister until we were totally out of the gym.

Similarly I was at the gym and seen a boy that was in my high school calculus class. He picks a treadmill in front of mine and starts going full speed. It only lasted a few minutes though...he was on the floor pretty quickly. The next day in class I couldn't help but mention the gym, and he turned just as red as he was at the gym when he fell off!

Thank God I have never fell off I would be mortified. Plus if I laugh that much there probably would be someone else who would laugh just as hard at me!
 
there seems to be a reoccuring theme with treadmills! i think im better to stay safe and avoid them...lol im kinda afraid next time i get on one ill make a complete drip of myself....poor guy though (the one from ur class) he probably will never look u in the eye again lmao...
 
LOL! Thank you guys, these were hilarous!! :)

As for the "uniqueness" of my gym, well its a small, family owned place, nothing chain like, but it still does the trick! :)
 
NewLeaf said:
LOL! Thank you guys, these were hilarous!! :)

As for the "uniqueness" of my gym, well its a small, family owned place, nothing chain like, but it still does the trick! :)
Lol yea they sure do! :cool: imagine ppls toushes without gyms...hm...I cant believe that there are only apparently a handful of hilarious gyms in the world...maybe we just cant choose right and everyone else has perfectly sane ppl at theirs..how sad lol :p
 
My gosh all of these stories made me turn red in the face. I had two embarassing moments at the gym occur, both at my expense. The first was about a month ago, I had my ipod in my ears just minding my own business when I happened to look around a noticed that everyone seemed to be staring at me. I casually pulled my earphones off my ears when this really hot guy next to me said, "Please do not stop on our accounts, I personally forgot my ipod and your singing is getting me through this workout." I had no clue that I was singing that loud. But the worse most embarassing moment happened only a week and a half ago. My gym has 3 levels, basement being the free weights and raquetball, 2nd level being machines and pool, and third being cardio. You can see the 2nd level from the 3rd, it is all open. Well anyway, I was on an eliptical and I went to put my water back in the cup holder, and I completly missed it. I ended up pouring my ice cold water all over the people below on the 2nd level. Needless to say, I have been working out at home!
 
Haha, I'm sorry, but that is hilarous! :) You really haven't had much luck at the gym. ;)

Honestly.. I've had a few more moments I haven't posted, that I'll share now. I can't say they are as comical as the above posters though. :eyerolls: However, my old water bottle lid never stayed on very securely, and would leak fromt he edges of the cover. I would always try to fit it on snugly, but sure enough when I'dbe tipping it up to drink, it'd be drizzling down the front of my shirt! Oh I looked swift on the cardio machines doing that! ;) Luckily I could claim it as sweat!

My other issue is my ipod. I constantly am getting the head phone cords hooked on a piece of machinery causing my ear phones to go flying out of my ears and all over! Lets see.. and then lately it also seems I can't help but making my feet squeak against the treadmill.. :( I'm not even sure how I do it, but then randomyl it happens and I am sure all eyes are peering at me from the rest of the machines as they're all grouped closely together! :eek: Alas.. ;) I can laugh at it!
 
lol! poor newleaf :p the world of gyms is out to get us all! i always love it when im the punching bags and u give it a really good kick or a punch and u feel good for a few seconds cause it went so far, but then the next thing u know its got u back good when it comes back and smacks in ur head :eek: i suppose paybacks a bitch lol:D
 
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fattrapped666 said:
lol! poor newleaf :p the world of gyms is out to get us all! i always love it when im the punching bags and u give it a really good kick or a punch and u feel good for a few seconds cause it went so far, but then the next thing u know its good u back good when it comes back and smacks in ur head :eek: i suppose paybacks a bitch lol:D

HAHAHA! Thank goodness my gym does NOT have a punching bag!! ;)
 
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