FARTING ...yes embarrassing as it is

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DANTE 1

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:( why is it healthy people who love fitness and training and eat religiously healthy have a big problem with this like myself. Someone once told me its cuz i'm so healthy so my body will fart anything it stomachs.Is this true? I know your all laughing by now but this took plenty of courage just to type it! and also the smell is soooooo awful my girlfriend gags and gets really pissed off. Can someone help and share info or advice or a similar problem you've encountered with this same problem. oops there goes another one :eek: :confused:
 
possibly the increase in fiber intake?
 
Actually it is a normal, and a good sign that your body is operating effeciently. When you eat good and exercise, your body works like a well-oiled machine--digesting food, assimilating nutrients optimally, and decreasing resting heart rate. As protein intake increases or quality of food improves, nitrogen retention is improved and thus you have more gaseous episodes.
 
Hahahahahaha man I love this guy!

Fartin on his girlfriend? That's looove, baby! You're a baaaad mamma jamma, I'll tell you that right now.
 
LOL... dont feel embarassed..at least here ..it is a problem after all
but you can avoid those right? I mean, it's not very elegant
so if I fart n burp a lot, thats an indicative that Im doing well? :D
 
Women don't fart? XD

Anyways, you farted in front of your girlfriend?

Staying with you a ssign of a good relationship. ~_^
 
oh my god.lmao. oh yes women fart some worse than any guy i've ever heard. and yes i agree your girl staying with you when your making her gag with wonderous odours - must be love. or shes fainted. lol
 
Hey dont feel bad - I mean Im new on the site but hey Im a woman and ah ah ah hmmm I fart darnnit-lol lol lol---well I sleep alone so i feel fo ya bro.lol lol lol
 
Ah, the dreaded sleeping farts. Those are some of the worst, because when you're sleeping uner the covers and just keep farting, guess what's going to happen when you lift the sheets? I always try to avoid getting a warm blast of my own farts in my face by lifting the covers, sticking my butt out, and farting. But this takes a lot of energy and sometimes it's just so nice and cozy in your bed-- you just don't wannt lift your butt out into the cold.

Another thing about sleeping farts I dislike is that sometime you don't even know you fart. For instance, when I am crouching over a desk sleeping in class, I am always on the alert for gas problems. When I am bending my body like that, gas buildup is always a problem. And if I am unconscious and have no clue that I am farting, it just adds to further embarassment.
 
Eggs anyone?

It is love we're engaged me & my girl to get married 09-09-06 and btw she farts too! but she says hers dont smell which is sometimes true but other times they smell of eggs. It was she who started with the 1st fart early in our relationship it happened at JFK airport in NYC when I had to go pick her up anyways thats why I'm not shy to let'em go when I'm with her cuz I always bring up that story of her breakin the 1st wind between us even though it was one that slipped. Shes still a lady always has and always will be. ;)
 
Dante, I have a buddy who is a nutcase, he likes telling this story.

One night he and his wife are laying in bed. He starts making noises like hes gonna hock the biggest lugie you ever saw. He then looks dead at his wife and says "i wonder how high I can spit this lugie, I think I can hit the ceiling. As he does this, he cracks one off under the sheets. He makes a motion like he's gonna spit it up, she pulls the covers over her head and dutch oven's herself!

maybe you should try it on you're future wife... however if she kicks your ass, don't blame me ;)
 
lol funny story,but no way will I try that unless I wanna sleep on the couch for the next week. I couldnt make her suffer like that. :eek:
 
hehe I don't blame ya, of course this is the same guy who put the undercarriage of his wifes car up on cinder blocks so her front tires were barely off of the ground, but not noticeably so. She thought her transmission went out.
 
i fart alot too, when my intake of protein goes up.
also, if you take alot of bean products, you fart alot too. and i really mean alot.

take note of the food u eat
 
DANTE 1 said:
It is love we're engaged me & my girl to get married 09-09-06 and btw she farts too! but she says hers dont smell which is sometimes true but other times they smell of eggs. It was she who started with the 1st fart early in our relationship it happened at JFK airport in NYC when I had to go pick her up anyways thats why I'm not shy to let'em go when I'm with her cuz I always bring up that story of her breakin the 1st wind between us even though it was one that slipped. Shes still a lady always has and always will be. ;)
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