Embarrassing but serious question :cool:

[Big_Idiot]

I don't have a hairy ass and i trim my pubes so don't usually get hair on the toilet.

I have shat on a public toilet seat before though on accident, from hovering.

 

[evolution]

Now Evolution, I wonder if you take showers together?

Of course...because I've come to realize that nearly everytime we shower together she asks me to reach those really deep, hard to reach places.

Because if you two do, ya know, she is probably peeing on your foot in the water. hee hee

That's okay because I'm peeing on hers.

 

[~LV~]

Of course...because I've come to realize that nearly everytime we shower together she asks me to reach those really deep, hard to reach places.



That's okay because I'm peeing on hers.

The best part about it is that she prob doesn't even realize it because of the water from the shower! LOL.....

 

[Brandibeth]

Wow, the unexplainable attraction of the Golden shower. lol
Just dont do the "waters of life" Lmfao

 

[Mel Def]

Nah, not that. I just don't think flatulence, bowel movements, and any other methane related immitence should be shared. I had an exwife that would want to have conversations in the bathroom while she was relieving herself...gross. Somethings are not meant to be shared.

I see your point but your smug superiority is a bit offputting in a fun loving thread. The term "wet blanket" is in mind but I am very happy that you and the little woman haven't shared any moments bodily functions.

 

[Mel Def]

As for Big Tom's confessions... he's what we would term " a hot mess" in the deep south. Yes sir. That man is dangerous.

 

[evolution]

I see your point but your smug superiority is a bit offputting in a fun loving thread. The term "wet blanket" is in mind but I am very happy that you and the little woman haven't shared any moments bodily functions.

Nothing smug about it. I'm sorry you read more into than necessary. We all have quirks. Mine is farting, peeing, craping, etc. I don't want to share it with anyone else nor do I want it shared by anyone else with me. I've sat behind my wife in the water during a water birth...soooo...I've seen her release just about bodily release that can be released. It doesn't mean I want to sit next to her while we fart away and laugh about it.

Do I care what others do? Nope. Most of my married friends think it's weird the way the misses and I are that we're uptight about bathroom stuff like that.

Okay...back to the normal lighthearted humor thread.