Dads job

[Kraken]

dad's job

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money.'The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside
to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?''No,' said David,
'He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that
in front of the other kids.'

 

[theGOOCH]

It's OK, you can say "Bengals" like you really meant

 

[i_love_muscle]

That was good, Kraken

 

[Kraken]

It's OK, you can say "Bengals" like you really meant

At least the Bengals made the playoffs a few years ago and your QB actually knows where the end zone ends.

Palmer is hurt right now isn't he?

 

[theGOOCH]

Yeah, his elbow...and he's going to continue to get hurt with our pitiful O line

The good news is: We have an excellent QB and two excellent WRs (maybe 3 if Henry can stay out of jail)

The bad news is: That's all the talent on the entire team

 

[Kraken]

Yeah, his elbow...and he's going to continue to get hurt with our pitiful O line

The good news is: We have an excellent QB and two excellent WRs (maybe 3 if Henry can stay out of jail)

The bad news is: That's all the talent on the entire team

Thats 4 times the talent of the Lions and none of them are in jail. Except for the coach that went through the drive thru naked.

 

[MarkMyWords]

Hahaha, I remember seeing that safety. Was it Orlovsky (sp?) who ran behind the endzone? Holy crap, I gotta say I hadn't seen that before.

Yeah, the Lions are terrible. Bengals are horrid. It pains me to watch, Fitzpatrick blows, O and D lines suck. There are more holes on that team than there are holes at a gloryhole bar.

 

[MarkMyWords]

Thats 4 times the talent of the Lions and none of them are in jail. Except for the coach that went through the drive thru naked.

Hahaha, I remember hearing about that...oh ****, I'm cracking up remembering that story...

 

[theGOOCH]

LOL

To be fair I should also say that Shayne Graham is also good, but kicking only gets you so far

 

[MarkMyWords]

Yeah Graham is a baller, but as you said, only gets you so much.

Haha, I googled the story and found someone's funny comment on it.

"Cullen got drunk and DROVE THROUGH A WENDY'S DRIVE-THROUGH WHILE BUCK-ASS NAKED! Now I personally have drank a LOT of beers among other illicit substances, and never once have I had the inclination to hop in my car nude and head out for a junior bacon. Maybe I don't get out enough."

 

[Kraken]

Yeah Graham is a baller, but as you said, only gets you so much.

Haha, I googled the story and found someone's funny comment on it.

"Cullen got drunk and DROVE THROUGH A WENDY'S DRIVE-THROUGH WHILE BUCK-ASS NAKED! Now I personally have drank a LOT of beers among other illicit substances, and never once have I had the inclination to hop in my car nude and head out for a junior bacon. Maybe I don't get out enough."

That was classic.

yeah it was Orlovsky that ran out of the end zone. Notice how the ref didn't immediately blow the whistle. I think he was wondering just how far Orlovsky would run. LMAO!

 

[MarkMyWords]

Hahaha, yeah, that was hilarious. WTF was he thinking?