oh man...I wish everyday for an exercise to make me grow more then my 5'7'' height. Maybe one of the experts on this forum can create a machine that will do this? While youre building that machine, maybe create a machine for male enhancement...maybe? Ive heared that pilates makes you *feel* taller. Try standing up straight or wearing platforms?
Well, there is a plethora of medieval tourture devices in the history books, one of which includes being strapped to gears and being stretched to death. Want to try it? We could stop before the "death" part...although there are no guaruntees.