Benefits of Carrots

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- Carrots are good and can munch then raw or cook them in milk.
- They are a rich source of nutrients and low in calories in too.
- They are used as a remedy for tuberculosis, bronchitis, pneumonia and water retention/arthritis, gout and gastrointestinal complaints like colic and ulcers

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Health Expert
 
Soooo....I notice that this is the same as your last blog post. We're not going to get spammed by every blog post are we? And, yeah, carrots totally rock my world.
 
"carrots are good and can munch then raw or cook them in milk"

What the fk is this ****? You call yourself a health expert?
 
What happened to all the carrots?


Did Health-Expert eat all the Carrots? Lets see.

Health-Expert had Parrots. Chillen had Carrots

Judging on the merits, the Parrots ate all the Carrots.

Thus Health-Expert has all the Carrots with his Parrots

But he had the secret.


:eek: :rolleyes:

Who told Chillen the Secret? Lets See.

The Secret was Undone with Chillen's gatling Gun, and Health-Expert was Done because the Secret stuck to a wheat bread Bun, and Chillen ate it under the Sun , one by one, and this was much Fun.

Now, I must Run, from giving this Pun, but will give back the secret stuck on the Bun, if your Parrots give back my Carrots, and I will give no demerit.


:eek: :rolleyes:
 
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Will Chillen's rhymes hurt Health-Expert? Lets see.




Chillens Rhymes meet Health-Expert's Mind and then Unwind the internal venetian Blind.

With Health-Expert no longer mentally Entwined and left Unblind, he may just see a friend by being Unconfined.

Therefore, A mind Unblind, Unconfined, and never narrowly Entwined, will fulfill with no Kill but give one much Skill and prevent a Doctor Bill.

Prescription for your secret loss:

Answer medicine: Chillen's Rhymes Sometimes

Preventitive Mediciine: Grillen the Chillen

:)

Your Welcome.
 
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