Not gonna argue with you sweetie.
Yes, if you read my journal post, or my intro post or, in fact, any of my other posts, you'll see that I did my round of "diets" and realized they don't work. Yes, I've done the Atkins Diet. I've done South Beach. I've done Weight Watchers. I've done the Cabbage Soup diet. I've done crazy fad diets. I've bought into the whole "diet industry". It wasn't until I learned that "diets" don't work that I actually lost weight.
As of today I've lost 80 lbs and kept it off for nearly 2 years.
So yes, you're right, I was one of those unsuccessful Atkins dieters. And I'll be honest that I think the diet as designed is probably one of the more reasonable on the market and if done as written, can work for many people. But it is a very restrictive diet and one that most people can't follow ... and certainly can't follow if they don't know what the diet entails.
Do I have a stick up my ass? No, I don't think so. What I do have is 20 years of fucking up my metabolism by following fad diets, before realizing that diets don't work. The only thing that really works long term is committing to a lifestyle change - to changing the entire way you think about food, exercise, and how your body works.
You can see it as being rude or intolerant or whatever other name you want to call me, if it makes you feel better. But I've been where you are. Many times. And I wish to God that someone had told me this earlier and saved myself a lot of time, effort, and anguish.
(And by the way, you don't have to spend $25 on the book. You could go to the library and check it out for free and actually read the diet so that you know what you're doing with it. Again, if you want to *do* a diet, then you owe it to yourself to actually learn what it is you're doing rather than relying on random information from the web.)