Hey I got this from the bodybuilding.com forum, thought some fo you may get a kick out of it. Enjoy
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Hey, i know some of you wont belive me but this is a true stroy.
I started lifting about a year ago, seeing some gains to begin with i stuck with it long enough to buy and use the big tub of whey. like many of you i started out working out only my upper body and got really depressed when after a few short months i stopped seeing results.unlike most of you this took COMPLETE control of my life i thought about it day and night my parents thought i should see a shrink of course i refused, but man it was bad i would stay up at night wishing i could just get bigger but not knowing how. i stopped eating and working out for like 2 weeks at a time then going and working out for 3 hours on end this of course just made matters worse.
not knowing where to turn, and and having no one to talk to about it i decided to take the easy way out, so i wrote a note and left it on my dresser telling my parents i love them and to leave my gecko to my younger bro.from there i went to my uncles (he was in the war)and grabbed his flamethrower, i rode my bike way down this dirt road (it must have been at least 30 miles) and back through the woods for what seemed like forever till i came to this clearing.The sun was setting crimson and orange against the trees i looked around in what i thought would be my last look at world, when suddenly there was a huge flash of light and a sound like an entire forrest falling at once the sky parted and i heard God calling my name begging me not to go through with it. I looked up and cried but lord you dont understand i simply cannot make gains what should i do?
and God replied:squats
I yelled,LEGS? BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT MY LEGS WHAT CAN I DO FOR MY UPPER BODY?
and God replied:SQUATS
i said, OK God i'll do squats but isnt there something else?
and God replied: DEADLIFTS
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Hey, i know some of you wont belive me but this is a true stroy.
I started lifting about a year ago, seeing some gains to begin with i stuck with it long enough to buy and use the big tub of whey. like many of you i started out working out only my upper body and got really depressed when after a few short months i stopped seeing results.unlike most of you this took COMPLETE control of my life i thought about it day and night my parents thought i should see a shrink of course i refused, but man it was bad i would stay up at night wishing i could just get bigger but not knowing how. i stopped eating and working out for like 2 weeks at a time then going and working out for 3 hours on end this of course just made matters worse.
not knowing where to turn, and and having no one to talk to about it i decided to take the easy way out, so i wrote a note and left it on my dresser telling my parents i love them and to leave my gecko to my younger bro.from there i went to my uncles (he was in the war)and grabbed his flamethrower, i rode my bike way down this dirt road (it must have been at least 30 miles) and back through the woods for what seemed like forever till i came to this clearing.The sun was setting crimson and orange against the trees i looked around in what i thought would be my last look at world, when suddenly there was a huge flash of light and a sound like an entire forrest falling at once the sky parted and i heard God calling my name begging me not to go through with it. I looked up and cried but lord you dont understand i simply cannot make gains what should i do?
and God replied:squats
I yelled,LEGS? BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT MY LEGS WHAT CAN I DO FOR MY UPPER BODY?
and God replied:SQUATS
i said, OK God i'll do squats but isnt there something else?
and God replied: DEADLIFTS
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i was seriously starting to question your psykick health at first there