Sport I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds

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Im surprised it hasnt already :D
 
NBS 4life said:
Im surprised it hasnt already :D
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To whoever finds this,

Several hours have past since I ate the McDonald's double cheeseburger off the dollar menu. I feel that this might be my last night alive. I am afraid the poison has made it to my stomach, and I feel like I am going to crap my pants. It's either that, or all the coffee I drank in order to finish this economics project over the stock market, the bail out, interest rate changes, foreign stocks, and a bunch of other junk. Anyways, take care dear world...

Sincerely,

James
 
A McD's burger is only fatal if consumed without the antidote - the Gherkin.

If you foolishly removed the Gherkin, I suggest calling 911 now as they may be able to inject Gherkin extract directly into your heart and prevent cardiac arrest.
 
Porn has a similar effect to caffeine, just make sure you don't fall asleep in the middle of jerking off and getting found by your mother in the morning
 
Typhon said:
Porn has a similar effect to caffeine, just make sure you don't fall asleep in the middle of jerking off and getting found by your mother in the morning
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Ahaha, I live with a roommate in an apartment. For some reason he's still up and he's vacuuming his closet out. I could do like in the first scary movie and do strange things with the vacuum... :love2:
 
Marathon James said:
Ahaha, I live with a roommate in an apartment. For some reason he's still up and he's vacuuming his closet out. I could do like in the first scary movie and do strange things with the vacuum... :love2:
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That's probably what he's really doing right now so give it a quick clean first
 
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.

I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
 
evolution said:
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.

I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
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You're my hero.
 
evolution said:
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.

I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
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what's your secret? can you teach me your ways master cheeseburger eater?
 
evolution said:
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.

I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
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Right on man... Although I think I'd rather eat the hooters wings than the double cheese burgers. There's just something about those things that gross me out. I still have no idea why I ate it.
 
Typhon said:
The grey colour? Like no beef you'll ever see anywhere else

You'd say gray color in the US though wouldn't you
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Yeah... something like that. I kind of like to think it is what ground meat from a cat would look like. I believe the meat on a double cheeseburger comes from a thin, malnourished, three legged cat that got hit trying to cross a highway. Mmm, McDonalds :)
 
Marathon James said:
Yeah... something like that. I kind of like to think it is what ground meat from a cat would look like. I believe the meat on a double cheeseburger comes from a thin, malnourished, three legged cat that got hit trying to cross a highway. Mmm, McDonalds :)
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Why go to Micky-D's when you can fry up a very lean Hamburger (97-98% lean with cooking spray), slap some "good"cheese on, and add in a healthy bread, and have control of a "bad @ss" cheeseburger right at home, and healthy protein kick to boot!

I like being my own Ronald McDonald at home ;) (I don't dress up though, lol).


Best regards,

Chillen
 
Chillen said:
Why go to Micky-D's when you can fry up a very lean Hamburger (97-98% lean with cooking spray), slap some "good"cheese on, and add in a healthy bread, and have control of a "bad @ss" cheeseburger right at home, and healthy protein kick to boot!

I like being my own Ronald McDonald at home ;) (I don't dress up though, lol).


Best regards,

Chillen
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sure you do. don't lie to the masses.

I can't beileve a thread about a ****ing cheeseburger gets this kind of response. It truly speaks volumes.
 
Hahah so true. I'm going to get a cheeseburger tonight and make love to it.
 
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